My suitors are tempting me to be bad.
I'm getting nothing for Christmas, the poor little Mistress is sad,I'm getting nothing for Christmas, because I didn't want to be bad!
Joe promised me a French Citroën , just for a little kiss, sterling cuff links, and a case of Hendricks, just for a little kiss, he said he'd buy out the stores, everything I have is yours, I will be your Santa Claus, just for a little kiss!
I'm getting nothing for Christmas, my little Joey is mad,I'm getting nothing for Christmas, because I didn't want to be bad!
The Prince promised me a Gucci watch, just for a tiny squeeze, a drawer of Calvins, plus an Argentine trip, just for a tiny squeeze, he said minx be nice to me, and on Christmas day you'll see, presents round your Christmas tree, just for a tiny squeeze.
I'm getting nothing for Christmas, my little Princy is mad,I'm getting nothing for Christmas, because I didn't want to be bad!
And finally the Lad promised me a day at Bergdorf's, just for a tiny grope, a Hermes wallet, and a summer share, just for a tiny grope, he said jezebel be sweet to me, and you will see, unlimited Chanel Egoiste under your tree, just for a tiny grope.
I'm getting nothing for Christmas, my little Laddie is mad,I'm getting nothing for Christmas, because I didn't want to be bad!
So take my advice, I think you should, it's good to be good, but not to good......... oh hell with it, when I'm bad I better!!!! I'll end up with a full floor under my tree!
LOL,LOL,LOL,LO, Very funny and I know doubt believe!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, you weren't fooling anyone with that coy act.
ReplyDeleteVery funny indeed, and with your talents......I'm sure your boys will treat you right!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I bet your stocking will be well stuffed.
ReplyDeleteI can't stop eating, I think I'm getting a pot belly for Christmas.
You forgot to ask for "one little thing, a ring. I don't mean a phone."
ReplyDeleteFalalalala...lala-lala indeed!
ReplyDelete(wink*)
Yeah right! We don't believe you for a second, but that was quite a creative ditty you composed! :-)
ReplyDeleteYes I do believe you will be treated right ;)! Your so so funny, fun post!
ReplyDeleteyaeh, hmmmmmmmmmmm, I can see it's going to be a great year!
ReplyDeleteWas there any question you would not be good! LOL! The lad better start paying now!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyou were "perrrrrrrrrfect" in this post! That is our little sex kitten!
ReplyDeleteMistress! I have always liked the song, but your gay version is funny. Im sure with three suitors you WILL get want you want!
ReplyDeleteWonderful post! Me thinks though you will be CARPETED with gifts cum Christmas Eve/Morn!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteA gal after my own heart!
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