Monday, February 21, 2011

A Day with Miss Havisham

You might not be aware, I have a deep-seated attraction to fashion eccentrics. Oh, your shocked!?! Eccentrics in general. Seriously, give me a woman in a neck ruff made of peacock plumage, or who dances the tango in a public park wearing nothing but her bedroom plumes any day! One of the great eccentrics of English literature is Dickens’s Miss Havisham, a woman who was spurned at the altar and from that day on, stopped the clocks in her house at twenty to nine, left her wedding feast to rot and never wore anything but her wedding dress ever again. Her character has always been the strangest style icon to me – I have never fully understood why I am so aesthetically interested in her character. But nonetheless. Here are some ways the Mistress channels Miss Havisham in everyday life. Without, of course, going haggard and mad like the woman herself.

• Buy old white satin Victorian bodices from eBay that are falling apart. The silk might be shattering, or they might be yellowed with age. Cut off the sleeves or wear them open to reveal a camisole underneath.
• Wear only one shoe!
• Flit around your house in a white lace dress.
• Let your hair grow long and wild and tangled.
• Don piles and piles of old, bejeweled necklaces. Attach cameo pins to the necklaces. The look is excessive and luxe while also being tarnished and in a state of decay.
• Wear a white lace scarf to allude to her torn and ageing veils.
• Invite someone over for tea and cake – but demolish the cake before they arrive, and serve it to them in a pile of icing and crumbs!

But my favorite is Cuaron’s 1998 version of Great Expectations and involves a different kind of Miss Havisham, renamed Ms. Dinsmoor and portrayed by the brilliant late Anne Bancroft. In the 1998 adaptation, Dinsmoor may trade in her wedding dress for forest green caftans, but remains as insane as ever. To channel the extravagant Ms Dinsmoor you need to:

• First and foremost: Develop a penchant for the colour green.

• Keep a green parrot in a giant cage.

• Dance to “Besame Mucho” in a green caftan, wearing false eyelashes and your hair styled in a short bob. Don’t forget to emphatically say “chicka boom, chicka boom boom” as you dance! Also, make sure you have martini nearby.

• Wear a green kimono and a green headscarf and lounge around listening to records.• Wear long strings of pearls and smoke cigarettes (or chocolate cigarettes!) in a long cigarette holder.

• Learn to apply heavy black sixties eye makeup – smoky eyeshadow, false eyelashes and a cat’s eye applied using liquid eyeliner should do it.

So go head, what are you waitung for, do it. It is so fun to do and it relieves so much stress! And after those Martini's you feel so good. Tootles!


  1. I love that version, and Bancroft's performance, as well. So overlooked!

  2. Oh, but the cobwebs and spiders . . . THE SPIDERS!

  3. I was ready to have you committed until I read the Ms. Dinsmoor section of your post. That I can do.

  4. Well, I have been known to wear the same blue T with my flannel green pants with guitars on them for days on end.
    Now, all I need is the martini!

  5. My inner Miss Haversham seemed to be gone during my achievement-filled twenties and thirties, but I have gradually come to see that some long-past events still need further processing

  6. And this DOESN'T suprise me one bit!

  7. Loved Anne Bancroft in the movie! Yeah that could be you when your in your senior years!

  8. Yet another reason why I'm glad I found your blog. I love that style myself, my husband doesn't get it. He just sees the flaws, which to me make the items more fantastic. Like yourself! I think I'll do this sometime, that should get some looks!

  9. Miss Havisham? Did I miss something? Who is this?

  10. Ahhhhhhh Cali-Boi your so cute! But you really need to read more than just your porn!!! LOL!

  11. I already live that way but without the glamor. Just some tweaking, right?


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