Monday, May 23, 2016

II'LL BE RECEIVING SHORTLY.......

 
Oh dear. I am still recovering from the social whirlwind and will be with you momently and ready to starting receiving. It was a long weekend, filled with all kinds of festivities, and I have learned two things. One- I thought to myself, I can't keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, Don't listen to him, he's drunk.
 
And two- if a cop asks "Have you been drinking, your eyes look red and hazy",not a good idea to reply with "have you been in a donut shop, your eyes looked glazed."
 
Sometime, I really should just drink some water and surprise my liver. See ya soon.......

11 comments:

  1. Back up the gin tanker at my place. I could use a drink. Or four.

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  2. NEVER stop being yourself, mistress! "gin was like mother's milk to her" - audrey hepburn

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  3. Mistress......your crazy! I hope you at least got stripped searched?

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  4. good thing your oral skills are legend, blew your way outta of another one did you?

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  5. "Your eyes look glazed!"
    Bwahahahahahaha!
    Arrest him!

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  6. My blood is 85 per cent alcohol - so I can fully sympathize with your plight.

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  7. Love, love, love your wit. May it ever be so! Hugs for my mistress!

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  8. When you start receiving, I have quite the delivery.

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    1. Yup, ice is made from water therefore water could rightfully be called a mixer.

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  10. What a life of gaiety you lead, Mistress! :)

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