LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
He was so damn funny, king of one liners...he was one funny SOB!
And now, the late-great Rodney Dangerfield is going to channel through me: My wife got a face-lift. They didn't lift it far enough...I could still see it. And talk about ugly...I can't even take her for a walk around the block: the other dogs try to sniff her face. One day my wife took me to the doctor. She said, "Doc...does my husband have erectile dysfunction? He can't get it up." The doctor said, "His penis is fine. The problem is his eyes: he can SEE you." My wife tried to enhance our sex life by wearing fishnet stockings. When she laid on the bed, she looked like a beached whale. Captain Ahab tried to harpoon her. And ugly isn't everything...my wife is the world's worst cook too! She tried to make a chicken fried steak last night. I resoled my shoes with it. The chicken would have done a better job cooking it. I can't take it no more....
IM DYING HERE!
*runs off to get some new ditties*
What I loved about Rodney was the way his one-liners had one-liners. He'd slip into a new topic while people were still laughing at the previous joke, so the rhythm was incredible. You barely had time to breathe between laughs. Cheers to you too!
So that's a gin bath?
Boy, I really loved Rodney Dangerfield and his brand of comedy
lmao!!!!! I love Rodney!
"I called suicide prevention, and they put me on hold." One of Rodney's best lines ever. God, I miss him.
greatest comedian EVAH!
That is one man you can make me laugh before he even starts talking!
He was hands down the funniest. I remember seeing him years ago. Between his nervous ticks, his mannerisms and his jokes, I'm proud to say I sat in a wet seat for the last half of his show.
CLEAN UP AILSE 8!!!
My favourite Rodney Dangerfield line is "The steak was so fresh, it still had the jockey's whip marks on it."
Just looking at him gets me laughing. William and I have seen Mr.Dangerfield a couple times. And like Magpie I only wished id worn a incontinent product.
CLEAN UP AILSE 5!
All these years later and its still funny...
I agree! He always has me in tears.
Rodney Dangerfield, wonder where he located that name...? ALWAYS GREAT and ALWAYS super memories, ALWAYS great laughs!!!!
Marvelous happy hour Even if you are in the drink.
Rodney was funny, he had the same style in his movies as he did in his stand up routines, it worked great in both fields !!!! He is sadly missed !!!! I agree with others here, just looking at him cracks me up because you know he is going too throw some good ones.
"I don't get no respect!" Respect.Jean-Paul
So nice to see you Jean! You have all my respect, and I miss your musings!!! Hope all is with you two. I miss being in bed with you guys,lol!
You all are crazy! I am laughing in tears at these comments!!
CLEAN UP AISLE 7!
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!