...surely you didn't think we forgot traditions here at the Casa du Borghese!
As are traditions on May Day....
HOORAY! HOORAY!
It's the first of May,
Outdoor screwing begins today!!!!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
That's more like it 😉
ReplyDeleteI bet the woods is calling you. Watch them thorn bushes!
ReplyDeleteDamn, that's a lot of May Poling in one post!
ReplyDeleteHappy Outdoor Screwing!!!! You got me saying that ditty every May Day now. This also has me wondering about your home movies taken at the Woods now????
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, yes, we're going to need to see those home movies...for educational purposes fo course.
DeleteThe Mistress is sometimes the star attractions there...on or off the stage.
DeleteIn Oxford the 1st May starts about 6am with a choir singing from the top of Magdalen College and then there's the Morris dancing as the crowds In the olden days idiots would jump off Magdalen Bridge and then wonder why they'd broken their arm or leg or neck in the shallow waters of the Cherwell. It's zanier now than it was when I was young and had cherry blossom round my school hat. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g7xv2j736o We had no dinosaurs then, although there was always the museum.
ReplyDeleteI knew something was off yesterday morning when I didn't see the warning page come up.
ReplyDeletePump, pump, pump away !
ReplyDeleteLuv me some outdoor activities :)
CA jock
Nice to see someone keeps the traditions alive...and having fun doing so.
ReplyDeleteI'll say one thing. You sure can set a mood and stir things up. Would you believe I never had sex outside yet?
ReplyDeleteOH dear Me! I'm only kid pushing 83 and don't understand what's going on in these photos but it looks strenuous. Please advise.
ReplyDeleteWell Mrs Agnes if done correctly it can definitely be strenuous but you'll get a good night's sleep.
DeleteI love your selection of very robust examples Mistress.
ReplyDeleteI like to provide fun and enticing visual aids.
DeleteI'd gladly switch position with any of those fine boys. What else do I have to do after all?
ReplyDeleteWell this would perhaps be a good time to brush up on your outdoor sport Nookie skills.
DeleteAre you sure these gif weren't taken at the woods??? On my stay I remember fondly being in the second gif position a couple of times. Who doesn't like to get a hand?
ReplyDeleteWell I can't lie, I found myself in a few tight spots on a number of occasions.
DeleteI can't help but wonder if you were the one with Maddie who broke in the picnic table????
DeleteYou must be biting at the bit to get to the woods huh???
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