By the time this posts, your Mistress and boys, will have been departed for that lovely little spigot of land and award-winning fudge shops, the land of sun and sea.... Province-town for a long overdue vacation on the cape. I'll return soon with the news of my next chapter of a new job... more drag, some tales of debauchery, and a tale and contest of a pair of pesky Fricken Green Elf Shorts.
Till then....
Toodles!
Have fun
ReplyDeleteOh, you lucky guy! Enjoy yourself.
ReplyDeleteTundra Bunny here.... Enjoy your holiday and don't forget your matching car and luggage, LOL!
ReplyDeleteSO jealous of, and happy for, you. Some day, you and me at Monkey Bar! Nuff said.
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Have fun! Looking forward to all of the details!
ReplyDelete"Departed" or "deported"? It makes a difference! In any event, have a wonderful vacay of fabulous debauchery, Mistress!
ReplyDeleteI'm taking bets on deported myself.
DeleteI predict that Mistress Maddie will return, suntanned all over, and announce she's opening "The Best Little Whorehouse in Pennsylvania", with Pam Demic as the "Maid". Jx
ReplyDeletebwahahahahahaha! So true!!!!!!!!
DeleteWhorehouse? I always thought the Mistress Maddie would be a good Madame of a "house".
DeleteI like the luggage.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on and stay safe
Have fun! We'll be here when you return.
ReplyDeleteSafe travels!! Have tons of fun!!
ReplyDeleteFGES compo alert!!!!!! Have a wonderful time!!!
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I am poised and ready for the FGES Caption Compo, Ms Scarlet! Well, as ready as I'll ever be considering that it's Maddie who will be flaunting them...
DeleteOh shit. I haven't been in year to P-town. Have a blast as much as I'll miss you. But a new job?!?!?!? You leave us hanging?
ReplyDeleteWhat's left to say! Have a very good time for you and me! Why aren't I there, I'm off all summer?
ReplyDeleteThis sound like a real good time. I only wished you'd taken me with you. I take up very little space.
ReplyDeleteI hope your trip is fabu darling and make sure you don't do anything I wouldn't do, which leaves the field pretty damn wide open! Miss you already.
ReplyDeleteDarling, do you ever stay put???? But adore your luggage matches your car.
ReplyDeleteI can imagine your bar stool is dusted off, new sand under the dick dock and the gin in town has been fully stocked for your arrival. And can't wait to hear about the new job?!?!?!?
ReplyDeletewhat i can't wait to see are all the devits in the sand all over, from the Mistress's knees from giving blow jobs.
DeleteI hope you’re already in P’town mode. Have a great time.
ReplyDeleteWell first off Mistress, have a wonderful time. You know your absence throws me off. I just bet too your luggage matches your car too. But like a summer soap opera, so many cliffhangers...
ReplyDeleteIs there a such thing as more debauchery with you? A new job?!?!?!? How exciting...details! And what exactly are Frickin Green Elf Shorts? And better still, do I want to know?
The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts, you ask? They're only the most infamous item of apparel in Blogdom. Why, just click here for the Continuing History of the FGES, and here for the latest map to see where they've been.
DeleteI am all of a twitter with anticipation to see what Maddie is going to do with them!
"is going to do with them!" Or dare we say IN them?
DeleteWell, quite.
DeleteOh, dear. Now I've got to go for a lie down...
Yay!
ReplyDeleteHave fun! Don't forget to apply Coppertone liberally. I have this feeling you'll be naked most of the time...
XOXO
Have fun, don't do anything I would do, hope the gin supply holds out
ReplyDeleteHeh... you said 'fudge shops.' Heh, heh.
ReplyDeleteI hope you have fun during your time off, and a new job? I must have missed something about that.
ReplyDeleteYour header off to the Cape made me think you were off to the Cape of Good Hope, land of ostriches, agapanthus and sunshine. Have fun without tan lines.
ReplyDeleteKnowing Maddie, she'd be off to Cape Horn in the hope its name rang true... Jx
Deleteand as we're aware the Mistress will blow any bugle or horn...anything phallic really .
DeleteI could use a vacation in a place that isn't so damn hot. Heat index 106 every day lately. Bon voyage.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Have a fantabulous time...and stay away from that Dick Dock!. You could get something on yourself!
ReplyDeleteGreen Elf Shorts?!?!?!?!?
For Freakin' Green Elf Shorts info, see my reply to Ms Goldberg-DeWoofs above. And/or click on my FGES label. I'm sure you'd look divine in green velour, Asriel!
Deletei have the feeling asriel's bits may hang at the bottom.
DeleteI imagine you may be right, Ms Moorecock. Mmmmm....
DeleteAh. Looks like another lie down is in order...
Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteI hope you're having a fabulous time in Provincetown, Mistress Maddie!
ReplyDeleteDid those Freakin' Green Elf Shorts sneak into your luggage, by chance?
The more I hear I so need to hang out with you. I hear you very fond of "entertaining"!!!
ReplyDeleteI can smell the sin from here already.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE P-town!!!!
ReplyDeleteAh you live for pleasure! What a great life you lead.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the Vacay and I'm certain whatever Chapter you're entering will be a Wild one that will have lots of Blog Fodder for us to enjoy!
ReplyDeleteHave a great time. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if your jock strap also matched the luggage and trunk lid?!?
ReplyDeleteI hope you're having a good time! I'm off to the beach house in Slaughter Beach for a few weeks myself. Time to get out of Dodge.
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