Tuesday, November 20, 2018

WHILE THE CAT'S OUT

While my Mistress was out working, I got up and lounged in the bed, which I know I'm not to be on...but what he doesn't know, won't kill him. Now this is the life.

And I'm so proud of my Mistress. He was included in a book of poems!
Hurry and get your copy in the bargain bin while supplies last.

45 comments:

  1. and here I thought I was the only one buster to lounge in the bed with bon bons when he was out.

    and talk about poems about sluts. there was once a woman named jill, she tried a dynamite stick for a thrill. they found her vagina in south Carolina and bits of hers tits in Brazil.

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    1. I do love a filthy limerick (is there any other kind?).

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    2. OH LOOK, what a suprirse. You started all this!!!!!

      Deedles...please don't feed the wild animals.

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    3. ms. moorecock, this limerick made my day!

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  2. To quote Young MC, "Buster move!"
    That book probably would've sold more copies if it had a sexier cover model.

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  3. Better still....There was once a man named Sweeny,
    who somehow spilled gin on his weenie,
    but just to be couth
    he added vermouth,
    and slipped his date a martini

    Buster is too cute, I bet he gets away with murder!.

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  4. I can't believe Buster was brave enough to sleep on that bed. Lord knows what goes on in it.

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  5. How can you be begrudged Buster??? You blend in with the bed so beautifully.

    I can see where this post is going...should be entertaining.

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  6. Abby and Tar give Buster two paws up!

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  7. Reverend Eugene looks like a fun guy. You can always trust a guy with that haircut.

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  8. I just made up a clean limerick! It sucks, but I know I won't be judged here.

    Mistress Maddie and Buster,
    Bring to this blog so much luster.
    Buster lays on the bed,
    Without any dread,
    Because they own a good duster.

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    1. And to think, I almost thought you were going to make a crack about the Mistress on his back.

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    2. Duchess Deedles that is swell!!!! Just ignore Norma. But leave it to you dear...looks like you and Pearly started a session of limericks!!!!!!!!!

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  9. He is so damn cute. Look at that face...he's in heaven!

    With this group of readers here's a good one.

    This limerick is callous and crude.
    It's moral is distressingly lewd,
    It's not worth the reading,
    By persons of breeding,
    It's designed for us vulgar and rude!

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    1. I don't think anyone of good breeding reads this blog! :)

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  10. BUSTER!!!!!!!!!!

    There was once a queen named Maddie,
    she was anything but tattie.
    You'd probably think, he was fem and looked pink,
    But under that frock, laid a big cock.

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  11. I couldn't dare come up with a poem or limerick.....Im laughing to hard currently.

    Thank goodness that handsome boy Buster is behaved.

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    1. I should have known this group would run with Limricks…...

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  12. Buster's got that 'What are you gonna do about it?' look that I love!
    And to be in a slut book? How wonderful.

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  13. Rev. Eugene was editor of "Gospel Advocate", a religious journal among the Churches of Christ. He wrote several books; was a teacher on the nationally televised "Amazing Grace Bible Class" which featured sermons like, "If I was a woman", and instrumental in starting an orphanage in Madison, Tennessee. The Gospel Advocate posthumously called him a "lover of the very young" in 1990. I rather hope they were exaggerating.

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    1. the rev sounds like one of those child molesters disguised as a "holy man"; think catholic church priest here. disgusting!

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  14. Interesting book, I think it will make great stocking stuffers for Christmas, thanks for the idea.

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  15. Now you know Buster sleeps with you at night!!! Please!!!!!

    Now it's my turn!

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'm using my hand,
    But I'm thinking of you.

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  16. MISTRESS!!!!!! How could you put that innocent pup in a post with dirty limericks!!!! But I am laughing.

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  17. There was me, ooooing and aaaahing over sweet little buster and then SLUTS!!!????
    Hahaha. I sprayed coffee all over my tablet! 😂

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  18. As Jerry would say, “I wasn’t a slut. I was friendly!” And, Buster, our boys never go on the kitchen countertops... when we’re looking.

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    1. same with my girls...who knows what goes on when we are at work!

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  19. Awww... Buster's adorable! Bet he knows all your secrets!

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  20. well, this sure got MY wednesday morning off to a good start! :)

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    1. It's a wonder wgT dirty limericks and pasties will do. Maybe we should sing dirty sea shanties next ?

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  21. How could you be mad at that face? 10/10 would hug and give a treat.

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  22. If that bed could talk what tales it could tell.

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    1. and none of them fit for a family newspaper, I'm sure!

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  23. Does that book include the one about the Lady from Nantucket?

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    1. I dont know kirk... is she related to the old lady from Wheeling, who had a peculiar feeling......

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  24. Oooooh! Buster is going to be in trouble.... *laughs*

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  25. Ha! Awesome foto! Love the book cover!

    And great poems from the readers!



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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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