While my Mistress was out working, I got up and lounged in the bed, which I know I'm not to be on...but what he doesn't know, won't kill him. Now this is the life.
And I'm so proud of my Mistress. He was included in a book of poems!
Hurry and get your copy in the bargain bin while supplies last.
and here I thought I was the only one buster to lounge in the bed with bon bons when he was out.
ReplyDeleteand talk about poems about sluts. there was once a woman named jill, she tried a dynamite stick for a thrill. they found her vagina in south Carolina and bits of hers tits in Brazil.
I do love a filthy limerick (is there any other kind?).
DeleteOH LOOK, what a suprirse. You started all this!!!!!
DeleteDeedles...please don't feed the wild animals.
ms. moorecock, this limerick made my day!
DeleteTo quote Young MC, "Buster move!"
ReplyDeleteThat book probably would've sold more copies if it had a sexier cover model.
Better still....There was once a man named Sweeny,
ReplyDeletewho somehow spilled gin on his weenie,
but just to be couth
he added vermouth,
and slipped his date a martini
Buster is too cute, I bet he gets away with murder!.
let's hear it for pearly!
DeleteI can't believe Buster was brave enough to sleep on that bed. Lord knows what goes on in it.
ReplyDeleteHow can you be begrudged Buster??? You blend in with the bed so beautifully.
ReplyDeleteI can see where this post is going...should be entertaining.
Abby and Tar give Buster two paws up!
ReplyDeleteReverend Eugene looks like a fun guy. You can always trust a guy with that haircut.
ReplyDeleteI just made up a clean limerick! It sucks, but I know I won't be judged here.
ReplyDeleteMistress Maddie and Buster,
Bring to this blog so much luster.
Buster lays on the bed,
Without any dread,
Because they own a good duster.
And to think, I almost thought you were going to make a crack about the Mistress on his back.
DeleteDuchess Deedles that is swell!!!! Just ignore Norma. But leave it to you dear...looks like you and Pearly started a session of limericks!!!!!!!!!
Deletethe duchess has talent!
DeleteHe is so damn cute. Look at that face...he's in heaven!
ReplyDeleteWith this group of readers here's a good one.
This limerick is callous and crude.
It's moral is distressingly lewd,
It's not worth the reading,
By persons of breeding,
It's designed for us vulgar and rude!
I don't think anyone of good breeding reads this blog! :)
DeleteBUSTER!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThere was once a queen named Maddie,
she was anything but tattie.
You'd probably think, he was fem and looked pink,
But under that frock, laid a big cock.
do you have that on good authority?
DeleteI couldn't dare come up with a poem or limerick.....Im laughing to hard currently.
ReplyDeleteThank goodness that handsome boy Buster is behaved.
I should have known this group would run with Limricks…...
DeleteBuster's got that 'What are you gonna do about it?' look that I love!
ReplyDeleteAnd to be in a slut book? How wonderful.
Rev. Eugene was editor of "Gospel Advocate", a religious journal among the Churches of Christ. He wrote several books; was a teacher on the nationally televised "Amazing Grace Bible Class" which featured sermons like, "If I was a woman", and instrumental in starting an orphanage in Madison, Tennessee. The Gospel Advocate posthumously called him a "lover of the very young" in 1990. I rather hope they were exaggerating.
ReplyDeleteBoy, he sounds like a fun guy.
Deletethe rev sounds like one of those child molesters disguised as a "holy man"; think catholic church priest here. disgusting!
DeleteInteresting book, I think it will make great stocking stuffers for Christmas, thanks for the idea.
ReplyDeleteI got a real stocking stuffer for you dear.
Deletestocking? more like a pair of long johns!
DeleteNow you know Buster sleeps with you at night!!! Please!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNow it's my turn!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm using my hand,
But I'm thinking of you.
rosy palm and her 5 sisters! :)
DeleteMISTRESS!!!!!! How could you put that innocent pup in a post with dirty limericks!!!! But I am laughing.
ReplyDeleteThere was me, ooooing and aaaahing over sweet little buster and then SLUTS!!!????
ReplyDeleteHahaha. I sprayed coffee all over my tablet! 😂
As Jerry would say, “I wasn’t a slut. I was friendly!” And, Buster, our boys never go on the kitchen countertops... when we’re looking.
ReplyDeletesame with my girls...who knows what goes on when we are at work!
DeleteAwww... Buster's adorable! Bet he knows all your secrets!
ReplyDeletebusters does not "woof and tell".
Deletewell, this sure got MY wednesday morning off to a good start! :)
ReplyDeleteIt's a wonder wgT dirty limericks and pasties will do. Maybe we should sing dirty sea shanties next ?
DeleteHow could you be mad at that face? 10/10 would hug and give a treat.
ReplyDeleteIf that bed could talk what tales it could tell.
ReplyDeleteand none of them fit for a family newspaper, I'm sure!
DeleteDoes that book include the one about the Lady from Nantucket?
ReplyDeleteI dont know kirk... is she related to the old lady from Wheeling, who had a peculiar feeling......
DeleteOooooh! Buster is going to be in trouble.... *laughs*
ReplyDeleteHa! Awesome foto! Love the book cover!
ReplyDeleteAnd great poems from the readers!