THE TRUTH REVEALED

We're back after that swell word from Geritol! Thank- you Betty White!

Before break, you all read and tried to guess the lie of the "truths" I left you to ponder. Well, for those of you who guessed.....1 as the lie were RIGHT!!!! Although part of the story is true, I did get tore up with Bunny and met some guys. But the guy having the party was a well known porn producer, and we knew going in that he was, and did try to coax us to have a threesome to film but we all said no. After all, your Mistress would never , ever deliver goods up front, without getting paid first.  And I too would like top billing

2 is true. I have crossed paths with the trumps, more times than I care too.  The day I was with my friend Lauren, I may have even told Eric he was a bit odd looking. Years before than in college when I called the Plaza Hotel, it was pure accident I got patched directly to Ivana Trump, but I have to say she was very pleasant to talk too, and I did receive a huge packet of information regarding the hotel for my report.  I ended up getting a  A. And the damned daughter Ivanka I met twice, when she came to the store location I used to be at, when we launched her line of cheap, ill made goods, which got dumped from our company when her asshole got elected.

And three is totally true. Drop the fag word around me or a friend, and you will see me go from  animal loving  snow white, to Cruella DeVil in 3.5 seconds. I  know I am sweet and nice, but I have no problem admitting I can also be a devious, nasty bitch when I want too. I was probably more relentless on the chub than I should have been. I can still see her in the hall with her stomach hanging out the bottom of half shirts. I often wonder if she ever buys the whole shirt these days?

So there you have it. 

If you guessed one, give yourselves a pat on the back and go have a drink on me. And to everybody who played, thanks for playing and be in good health.