How's about a fun parlor game?!?!
Fellow blogger and future husband Steven from over at Sooo-this-is -Me, had a fun game the other day. 2 Truths and a lie.I will tell you three amazing facts about me and you guess which one is a lie. It will be fun being like Kitty Carlisle.
1.Years ago one summer I was at my ever faithful Raven Resort to see Lady Bunny who was DJing a tea dance. When she is in town, you can guess we get pretty torn up on beverages. While she was djing the night away, I had befriended two other guys and we all hung out. We ended up getting invited to a party in NJ. I was beyond drunk, and I think someone slipped me a mickey. The next day I was informed it was the party of a porn producer and he thought it a good idea to film the three of us in a threesome! I never did see the film, or even know if it got released as a amateur film. I still worry about that.Yikes.
2-When I worked at my last job before my current one, the daughter of one of the managers there had went to a very expensive private school in the area. We became friends. One day while at lunch a friend of hers joined us. After talking at length, turns out it was none other then Eric Trump. I had told him how I once talked to his mother, Ivana once, who gave me tons of literature on the Plaza Hotel for a report I was doing on the hotel when I was in college. I also met Ivanka once, many years later.
3- While I was never a bully or got picked, in high school in my sophomore year, there was one chubby girl who ridiculed me to no end about being gay. One day I finally let her have it, with a heated, insulting forked tongue lashing, insults, and daily bullying till she finally came to tears after some time. And the rest of the chic followed suit. She ended up being a loner the last two years of high school.
So dear readers, which are the truths and which one is the lie, and feel free to explain your answer if you like.
Kitty Carlisle will be waiting in the green room with a cock-a-tail.
Oh how delicious! I have to think 3 is the lie. I have never seen or known you to be mean, ever. 2 wouldn't surprised me, and with your huh, asset, can you blame anyone wanting to film it?
ReplyDeleteWell you have nothing to hide, are in shape, and aren't shy showing flesh, so 1 is true. You can get very Cruella DeVil so I think three could be true, so 2 must be the lie.
ReplyDeleteOMG, this is tough. You come across very uninhibited, so 1 must be true.* Must find that film*
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine you meeting a trump and not ranting about it. So it must be a lie, which make three a truth?
Number 3 sounds kind of familiar so I'm going to say true.
ReplyDeleteNumber 1 is true, even if it's only in my mind.
Number 2 is the lie if only because I'd rather imagine you in porn rather than with any Trump in any way or form!
Hmmm, this is a hard one (no pun intended). I think I remember you writing about number three so that's true, I can't see you being worried about a sex tape but I also can't see you talking to the Trumps either. I'm going to say number two is the lie.
ReplyDeleteOh dear.... You would think I would know you by now right?
ReplyDelete1-truth
2- truth
3- lie
I have know you for how long, and you never mentioned any of these before. Are they all tricks answers?
ReplyDeleteYou don't mind being nude and have a nice piece so 1 is probably true, 3 is true and I think 2 is the lie.
Good gawd I have no idea but we need to find out the title of that movie!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think 3 is the lie.
I think 3 isthe lie.
ReplyDeleteI think it's #2 because while it appears that y'all aren't a fan of the trump family (she said ever so politely), I can't imagine Lil Eric NOT tossing his last name around to make sure everyone within hearing distance knew who he was! Re #3, it was high school and lashing out was self defense was all any of us knew. Respect was only given if you could give as good as you got, so to speak. Or maybe that was just at a Catholic girls school. xoxo
ReplyDeleteI say #1 is the lie.
ReplyDeleteak! I'm no good at this!
ReplyDeleteI think #2 is the lie. I think #3 is true. God, sometimes I think we all SURVIVE high school.
ReplyDelete#1 is the truth. Hmmm... I'd say #2 is the lie. If you really met them, I know you would have mentioned something about how Eric's IQ is less than 80 a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteI bet number three is true, you probably made her eat dirt and die trash!
ReplyDelete2 is true. I have no doubt you probably pulled a small amount of Karen Walker on his ass.
1 is the lie. With my deep deep very deep porn viewing I think I would have seen you getting Eiffel Towered. I think. Or is 2 the lie?
Damn your good.
Is Kitty Carlisle drunk, getting gang banged in the green room yet?
ReplyDeleteThree is the lie.
I loved Kitty Carlisle. So NYC society! Anyway, I think #1 is the lie because how could any sex video with you in it not be a blockbuster.
ReplyDeleteor would that make it a cockbuster?
Deleteis it weird that I recognize each member of that TTTT panel pictured?
ReplyDeleteall 3 of these could be true. but #2 and the dumps...nah. I pick #2 (heh heh heh, I said #2).
kitty, one gin gimlet please.
Carebear, if the two on the right are Bud Collyer and Orson Bean, you're not alone or weird. Is it weird that I watch old Match Game episodes and pick out all the dead people? Rhetorical question!
Deletedingdingding, the duchess wins the prize!
DeleteI think number 3 is the lie, you would have ended up being her gay friend, the two of you would have had so much fun. Number 2, you work in the right circles, though I doubt Ivana ever worked. Number 1, the video - still searching.
ReplyDeleteYou have a in shape body and we know you fill out underwear and Jean's nice so it would be no surprise if you did a porn and your life is pretty interesting, so I think 2 is true also. Three must be the lie.
ReplyDeleteOne has to be the lie. You dont drink do you?
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't? Norma Lee, however do you make a virgin gin?
DeleteKitty was absolutely brilliant at this. She would place truths into each answer... I've only known you for a few years, but I'd still have to say 2 is the lie.
ReplyDeleteThis is a tough call. I have no idea. I believe every word you say, dear boy. 😉
ReplyDeleteIn that case have you forgotten about the $500 bucks you owe me, lol,lol,lol
DeleteHow fun and intriguing! I'm going to say 2 and 3 are truths, because you live a fabulous life and know how to give a good tongue lashing!
ReplyDeleteNumber 1 has to be a lie, but only because I suspect you can hold your liquor and no one handles your jewels without your permission, lest they get a tongue lashing--and not the good kind!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
DeleteI believe #3 to be the truth as I have recollections of you mentioning something like this before. As to the lie, I am torn between #1 and #2. I kind of think #2, as I can't believe the Trumps have friends?
ReplyDeleteYour last line gave me a hearty laugh.
Delete1. the truth... chaturbate, you know?
ReplyDelete3. the truth... the only thing you'd take from a chubby girly might be her clothes if you thought they could be tastefully cut to fit.
2. the lie... because... it's the fucking Trumps.
I don't know anything about Chaturbate Dave...…..
DeleteI think 2 has to be the lie. You never could stand the trumps. You have sarcastic mouth and are a whore, do I'm believe 1 as no 3.
ReplyDeleteThat's a tough one. They all sound like truth to me. All I know is we have to locate that porn. PRONTO.
ReplyDeleteOh.....two is the lie. I know you have seen and met people with your job, I never heard you mention the trumps.
ReplyDeleteHmmm I really just found your blog a month ago so I don't know you well enough to guess. To play along though, i'll go with 1 being the lie only because every single comment above believes 1 is true. LOL
ReplyDeleteCongrats Holli you are correct!!!!!!! That was pretty good!!!
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