Tuesday, November 28, 2017

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES


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  1. no one put 2 + 2 together on this headline, did they? ;-)

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  2. Boy, I sure hope the driver wasn't rubbing one out?

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  3. just what we need in these times. trojans blocking the road.

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  4. I sure hope there was plenty of hand towels presents......

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  5. I wonder if he pulled out to quick?

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  6. I am so glad I didn't have a full cup of tea right now! Too bad I can't say the same for my bladder! This just made me feel happy (which sounds vaguely obscene with the mood I'm in).

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  7. Good advice to truckers. Keep your rig straight or you’ll blow your load.

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  8. Does this mean I can expect to see many more unwanted pregnancies now?

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  9. Hahahahaha, whoever wrote that headline -- give 'em a raise!

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  10. Oh, and in Canada too. Condoms and Trudeau. One can only dream.

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    1. lawdy yasss; why can't WE have a REAL LEADER like trudeau?

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  11. Don't you just hate when that happens ! LOL

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  12. Let's hope they weren't used condoms.

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    1. In that case, it would become a slip and slide.

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  13. Too much lube can lead to things slipping off. Jx

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  14. At least he didn't rear end anyone.

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  15. Too funny! And that editor knew exactly what they were doing.

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  16. The road was sticky for days on end.

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  17. They always told us they aren’t 100% effective.

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  18. This reminds me of the time a college newspaper wrote about someone's first job but in the headline they left out the "r".

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  19. LOL. Seriously - you can't make this shit up. And, I'll bet the editors knew exactly what they were doing.

    Hugs!

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  20. I'd ask for my money back.

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  21. By the way, shouldn't that be 'ribbed' from the headlines? Ba dum tssh! I'll be here all week, unfortunately.

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  22. Well, that's a killer headline, alright! :D
    Headline of the month, I'd say. Or year...?

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  23. A condom truck that spills its load certainly doesn't advertise the product well...
     

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