If anyone knows there way around a bird, it's my social director, Ms Moorecock. She took a crack at the bird and looks like she did a rather fine job. She will be cooking dinner for her and her half sisters, Asuki Moorecock and Anna Moorecock this holiday. But who is she kidding with that June Clever get up??? Granted she always has a pearl necklace on, but she still looks stiff and plastic to me. Did she use the giblets? And will she yank to hard on the wishbone and get the lucky part?
It is something to ponder on.
From that photo it would appear Miss Moorecock's thighs may be a bit tough. Jx
ReplyDeleteYou should see my breasts. Things are not looking up.
Deletemoorecock will cook your goose if ya don't watch out! ;-)
ReplyDeleteak! Yes, and high heels in the kitchen!
ReplyDeleteA true lady doesn't everything in heels.
DeleteShe may be stiff, but I bet she's not about about to let somebody stick a Bissel vacuum attachment up her cootch.
ReplyDeleteI must say, that part distressed me a bit. I had no idea girls could do that?
DeleteLove the skirt...she's probably thinking smart and easy access.
ReplyDeleteSmart and easy...part of her five steps to intercourse.
DeleteOh Mistress, you animal. It gets me so hot and squishy when you call it intercourse.
DeleteThe hip chick in the back! Her legs uncrossed to let in air and let out pretention as the lights are down. I can almost smell her windsong.
ReplyDeletecan you think of a easier way?
DeleteShe looks caught off guard. Is there a houseboy up the back of her skirt?
ReplyDeleteactually it was mechanic...he was check me undercarriage if you must know.
DeleteIs she trying to be the next Martha Stewart?
ReplyDeleteI've made the hor d oeuvres, leave me alone.
DeleteIt could be just me, but her meat isn't going to feed a stable of houseboys.
ReplyDeleteDon't let that appearance fool you. I hear she's mean with a thick rolling pin.
ReplyDeleteAsuki Moorecock? Hahahahahaha! Haven't heard of her before!
ReplyDeleteshe's my half sister from japan.
DeleteIs that a....a Turkey Baster on the platter??? Whatever does she plan to do with that?!?!?
ReplyDeleteHugs all round.
that aint no turkey baster.......
DeleteMiss Morecock is looking quite lovely this morning, even if we don't believe that June Cleaver persona.
ReplyDelete"She took a crack at the bird,"... didn't know she was British.
ReplyDeleteI adore a hoe who can still wear a apron.
ReplyDeleteat least I wore panties.
DeleteHow nice that the Moorecocks have more cock this year.
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm hungry alright! :)
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