As some of you may be aware, one of my favorites animals is a peacock. I'd have several if I had the right accommodations. Contrary to popular belief I don't have any, but if I did, rest assure, my peacock would never pull a stunt like this. Thank heavens it wasn't the gin aisle.
And I can't tell you how many times the good people at my liquor store say the same of me. He wondered in and just wouldn't leave.
Yeah, I've been that peacock at least once.
ReplyDeleteOnce?
I kid.
CLEAN UP AISLE 8!
DeleteThe poor little Peacock was thirsty!
ReplyDeleteMy mother had a friend -- an awful woman -- who told me when I refused to take a job in her son-in-law's mailroom with my newly minted college degree, "Get the feathers out of your ass, Mitchell! You're not a peacock!" I have been a peacock ever since.
ReplyDeleteI remember you talking of this woman in one of your post. Be a proud peacock I say.
DeleteThe Engineer grew up next to a couple of peacocks in a tiny farming town in E. WA. Very distinct call!
ReplyDeleteWe have some here in our area. If I stay over night at my friends house, my god do they shriek.
Deletei find it hard to believe you like anything cock related.
ReplyDeleteMove over, bull in a china shop. You've been replaced!
ReplyDeleteThe guy just wanted to get his drink on.
ReplyDeleteThey should rename that store Peacock Liquors!
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when a peacock doesn't like Grey Goose, so goes all Wild Turkey.
ReplyDeletedingdingding, comment of the day!
DeleteAnne Marie, give the boy two big wet ones.
Deleteand wherever shall I plant them, she asked innocently?
DeleteI'd gladly take him off their hands, I could use a new headdress. If he's just sit there.
ReplyDeleteTop Shelf? Hell that bird has taste!
ReplyDeleteJP
Another reason to like peacock.
DeleteIt's all pee and cock around here..! Jx
ReplyDeleteand tits, don't forget tits!
DeleteYes Jon, Anne Marie is correct. When Anne Marie stops in, her tits enter a room before she does.
Deletenow you just stop that, girl!
Deleteaw, poor birdie wanted a cock-a-tail!
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny!
ReplyDeleteI want to meet the liquor store clerk. If I was to go into that store with him there, he may have to call someone to remove me as well.
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