LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Someone needs to burst that thing.
HA, HA ,HA ,HA! *in my best Michelle Visage laugh*
and ew, fashion faux pas - he's wearing white before memorial day!
Past a certain weight, you really shouldn't tuck your shirt in. Someone needs to tell him that.
He actually looks slimmer than he used to - I think he's finally down to about 650 lbs.
Oh, dear. FUPAs are so last season...
swimming pool hell...that's all krispy cremes.
Mistress, that's not a air pocket...it's the paper trail from bridge gate.
Is that an inner tube in your pants or are you just happy to be at the buffet?
I normally don't do fat jokes, but he's a jerk. Screw him.
There's being large and not embarrassed by it, then there's being large and not caring what it looks like in ill-fitting clothes. He needs help dressing himself.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!