LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Ouch! :-)
Someone needs to burst that thing.
HA, HA ,HA ,HA! *in my best Michelle Visage laugh*
bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! oink!
and ew, fashion faux pas - he's wearing white before memorial day!
Past a certain weight, you really shouldn't tuck your shirt in. Someone needs to tell him that.
He actually looks slimmer than he used to - I think he's finally down to about 650 lbs.
Oh, dear. FUPAs are so last season...
swimming pool hell...that's all krispy cremes.
Mistress, that's not a air pocket...it's the paper trail from bridge gate.
Is that an inner tube in your pants or are you just happy to be at the buffet?
I normally don't do fat jokes, but he's a jerk. Screw him.
There's being large and not embarrassed by it, then there's being large and not caring what it looks like in ill-fitting clothes. He needs help dressing himself.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!
Ouch! :-)
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to burst that thing.
ReplyDeleteHA, HA ,HA ,HA! *in my best Michelle Visage laugh*
ReplyDeletebwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! oink!
ReplyDeleteand ew, fashion faux pas - he's wearing white before memorial day!
DeletePast a certain weight, you really shouldn't tuck your shirt in. Someone needs to tell him that.
ReplyDeleteHe actually looks slimmer than he used to - I think he's finally down to about 650 lbs.
ReplyDeleteOh, dear. FUPAs are so last season...
ReplyDeleteswimming pool hell...that's all krispy cremes.
ReplyDeleteMistress, that's not a air pocket...it's the paper trail from bridge gate.
ReplyDeleteIs that an inner tube in your pants or are you just happy to be at the buffet?
ReplyDeleteI normally don't do fat jokes, but he's a jerk. Screw him.
ReplyDeleteThere's being large and not embarrassed by it, then there's being large and not caring what it looks like in ill-fitting clothes. He needs help dressing himself.
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