You know how when your on your usual diet of something you enjoy, like a smart guy, nice body and face, semi hairy and is good company? Like some of the usual candy I offer in my little ole shop here? Well this week, I fell off the wagon. It was like changing from dark chocolate with nuts, to just pure sickening sweet pralines. Every once in a while a crave a big, titan of a man who comes across as a big dumb boy who just reads comics for the pictures. Well for those of you who aren’t , huh, occasional porn enthusiasts, the specimen you’re being served is Kris Evans.
Rumor has it that Evans has now retired from the porn biz, where he undoubtedly entertained the Mistress for years with his titles – but I reckon they’ll be enough of him for years to come! I'm sure you can see why he was a popular
cock face in the industry for so long. Some of these photos were shot by Rick Day and sees Evans being at one with nature…ahhhhhhh, to see little ole me getting caught up in his big frame..........Hey, a dame can dream.....
DAMN! dumb and hung - what's NOT to like?!?
ReplyDeleteThe architecture, the gardens, that ass!
ReplyDeletegood gawd.......that boy and his cock could choke a horse. but he is sweeeeeeeeeet
ReplyDeleteYep.....good ole Kris Evans. He is a titan. His works had entertained me for hours.
ReplyDeleteI can admit it...I'm in love with that cock!!!
ReplyDeleteOMFG he's HOT and YUMMY!!! I would love to lick and aggressively suck every inch of him!! Great candy!
ReplyDeleteWell, it is National Naked Gardening Day. Wish my neighbor looked like that!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAaaaah I'm totally melting... he is a FINE actor and specimen.
ReplyDeleteYes.... he's got a big long penis, great body and a completely fully stacked! I could take a double helping of that for sure.
ReplyDeleteWHOA!!!!! He has more legs than a bucket of chicken!
ReplyDeleteI WANT THIS MAN ON MY BED NOW.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like he could be the (exceptionally well-built) love child of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon - especially in the second photo in which he's holding that giant tennis racquet (the court could do with a good mow, though)...
ReplyDeleteThanks goodness he has three arms, you know tennis elbow and all.
DeleteHe is certainly hot! I'm not one to watch a lot of porn, but I had to check him out. HOLY is he good! He feed at least three guys on the huge salami.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't even imagine walking in my home every night and seeing that on my sofa. Not that I would TURN IT AWAY mind you.
ReplyDeleteOMG, this man is magnificent, huge, but now the less magnificent. Very handsome face and clean cut, well, you know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteThat very first glance ...you had me. Those legs, that chest that power tool. I could sing into that tonight instead of my microphone.
ReplyDeleteTo quote "a well-known beat combo, M'Lud":
ReplyDeleteThis boy is a bottom
A gutbucket bottom
Bottom
Bottom
He's a ratchet-ass bottom
Not that that would bother me. Of course... Jx
It's not often we get a sing along in the candy shop!
DeleteNow this is the candy I like. Such a gorgeous hot guy, and a penis that gives me dry mouth.
ReplyDeleteThe more I scroll down the harder I get.
ReplyDeleteI like hairy but this will do in a pinch... ;-)
ReplyDeleteWe all through phases of types we like on the internet, right? And we're not always proud of the rabbit holes we jump down into for hours and hours. And hours.
ReplyDeleteHey, that was a dirty trick because I was scrolling through the shots of your beefcake boy-toy guy and thinking how they were finding ways to obscure his member and then WHAM the whole dong in the final picture. I laughed my ass off.
Well, if he shows up at my door, I'll be erect and ready.
ReplyDeleteWow, how dishy!
ReplyDeleteGawd, I love big dumb boys.
ReplyDeleteRetiring from porn??? He's still much too hot to give it up.
ReplyDeleteOh my, I just love his weeping willow.
ReplyDeleteThat body! That dick! What a shame he's retiring.
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