STOP THE CAR....I SMELL A IGNORANT BITCH

Is it me, or is the Trump administration non-observant? I recently got a gander of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who is currently serving as Principal Deputy White House Press Secretary. I almost dropped my gin and tonic looking at the poor creature. Yikes! Does this poor slob not have a mirror in her house, or a spouse to tell her what she looks like before stepping outside her door??? The poor things equilibrium most be off. I have seen more fashionable women make a hefty bag and a tin foil chapeau look better! Visual aides.....

*grabs smelling salts and inhales*

There now ....I'm better. Just look at this train wreck. First off, none of these look professional to the Mistress in the position she is in. Not to mention she is in the public eye and seen on the tube by millions. She ought to be embarrassed with her tail between her legs. And don't get me started on the church look in the first with those pearls and sweater which does not go with that dress!!!!!  Not to mention the just rolled out of bed look, which she seems to nail with little effort. In the last,  that sack of a dress... is terrible, with the rhinestone collar!!!!!!  Does she not know rhinestones are reserved for after 6pm!!!!! Hell, even when I did drag in the afternoon for pride festivals I never even wore rhinestones. Now... what gets me even more is that Trump, or no one even seems to care she looks like a slob, but to be fair, this is probably the most unfashionable and hideous administration, with all lack of manners since day one, we have had in my lifetime. Lady Bird, Jackie O and Nancy must be rolling in their graves. Even with First Lady Ivanka around, you'd think even she would give this oaf a few pointers for Pete's sake. Hopefully when Melanie gets there, unless she comes to her senses and runs first, will. Or that old bag Betsy DeVoss should float her some coins to get a make over. Even if she is a chub, she should be wearing nice tailored suits, or dramatic white blouses with slim skirts, or even a basic black dress is always nice. She is giving American women and fashion here a bad name. It has been a famine of fashion I tell ya. But she is from the Huckabee tree after all. Plus this whole administration is a train wreak anyway, so why should I be shocked??? After all, this whole thing has been affront to every delicacy of my nature.