We made it...it's the weekend!!!!! Have you ever wondered how the Mistress handles
to have a good, relaxed Friday? Well darlings here is my secret....
* Arrive at work late.
*Cock-a-tails before 10.
*3 Martini lunch.
*Post-lunch nap.
*Leave work early.
*Start weekend!!!
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
Gawd, they work you like a dawg. A DAWG!
ReplyDeleteTwo-mile walk
ReplyDeleteEasy work day
Taco Weekend.
rub our face in it.
DeleteAt 6pm...watch Rachel to see what cock-a-tail she might be suggesting to mix up. You can't have too many recipes, you know... Enjoy your weekend!
ReplyDeleteWell, now that we know your secret, we can use it for every work day!
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday!
I do. Jx
Deleteckink clink darlings....now bottoms up!
Deleteand such attractive bottoms too!
DeleteAre there any vacancies where you work?
ReplyDeleteJean-Paul
Why I do believe you'd fit right in!
DeleteThat's the kind of Friday we gorillas love! Whose cock-a-tail did you slurp?
ReplyDeleteI never slurp and tell.
DeleteI would swear Absolutely Fabulous 's Patsy Stone is modeled after you.
ReplyDeleteI work a half-day on fridays.
ReplyDeleteright now the dishwasher/washing machine/dryer (yes, all 3) are running, I am baking an orange cake in the toaster oven, the breadmaker is kneading a loaf of honey oatmeal bread, I just finished lunch cooked in the microwave oven, and I have internet disco music on my computer.
all this shit going after only 1 hour at home!
thank the dogs and cats for electricity!
PS - time for a cock-a-tail now! :)
DeleteI can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have 'em hangin' out on the line
DeleteI can starch & iron 2 dozen shirts 'fore you can count from 1 to 9
I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can
Throw it in the skillet, go out & do my shopping, be back before it melts in the pan
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again
I can rub & scrub this old house 'til it's shinin' like a dime
Feed the baby, grease the car, & powder my face at the same time
Get all dressed up, go out and swing 'til 4 a.m. and then
Lay down at 5, jump up at 6, and start all over again
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again!
Jx
FUCK YEAH! thank you, sweetie! smooches! :)
DeleteI sing song always breaks out with the gin blossoms!
DeleteWhatever your serving I'll take it on you rocks. I meant the rocks.
ReplyDeletedo you know how hard it is to get low balls into a highball?
DeleteWe will most certainly heed that advice. Sounds like it makes for a great day!
ReplyDeleteYour one bad influence Mistress.
ReplyDeleteAdvice well taken....i must try this.
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