WHERE ART MS.MOORECOCK?

Well after seeing the Mahogany Empress at Outfest who asked "Where is Anita Moorecock? I noticed she hasn't been seen?", and a email from a concerned follower. Well you'll be happy to know she is fine and probably sitting down right now somewhere. I accidently left her at a store somewhere on our last vacation in August, I can't remember where, I forgot to look at the sign of the shop, but I think they might have sold cheese. Anyway I just assumed she was back in the south wing doing her job for once. I'm sure she will surface after the last vacation. I probably should get her mirco chipped like the houseboys. She did send these in.....

 This is her, no doubt trying to lure in a trick, opps, I meant catch the eye of a dashing gentleman. *makes mental note to maybe pay her more of a wage*

Here she was seen entertaining some of those damn neighborhood bitches. She knows how I feel about them. You know the type. Gossipy, judging you constantly, busy bodies, and do the white glove test when your not looking. This reminds me, Bambi, the one in the crème, I hear her husband as been getting more than the mail delivered from the postmen!

And we at least know she has switched into fall attire.

The houseboys tell me she is being "trendy" and has colored her hair white as seen in the opening, where she was spotted sitting somewhere. You ask me, she still looks plastic and stiff. Whatever the case, she best start social directing...I can't remember all these dates and social functions, and what night I'm seeing who. Nothing more embarrassing then calling out the wrong name on a night of ecstasy.