My good friend Kailyn will be arriving later tonight from San Francisco to the Casa Du Borghese for a four day stay. She hit Downtown Philadelphia yesterday, and I hear is already drinking the city dry, and met Buster Bolfig and the ex at the city house. I sure hope she doesn't corrupt the poor pooch. I actually met Kailyn through blogging, my good friend and sister, Mame, AKA, David Dust's blog to be exact, and then she started reading mine. We met up with her in NYC, and after supporting the arts for the go-go boys and a tanker of gin, and then some, it was inevitable we were to become good friends, and have been good friends ever since, five years ago now!!!! Needless to say I'll be showing her around, with lots of cock-a-tails things to do and see. This will pretty much sum it up........
Those that knows us will tell you we are most definitely Pasty and Edina. You may even recall my good friend Mame even gave a warning system to the Napa Valley when Kailyn and I went wine tasting for an afternoon at various wineries!!!!! I worry for this visit...if I have enough gin on hand, because Kailyn can't get the stuff down her gullet quick enough. So....I'll return next week after the visit and all hang overs have subsided.
Tootles!!!!!
oh my, if this is any indication, my head hurts already!!!! Have a fabulous time.
ReplyDeleteI went to to Hop Sings last night and they said they were out of Hendricks and Bombay. I'm guessing she has already made a dent. I can see the antics already. Love the story in pictures, rofl.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't surprise me if she drained the city already!
DeleteI think you two should take before and after pictures! Have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteNo one wants to see that hot mess!
DeleteOh damn, I wanna come too! I remember from Davids blog the Napa valley post! Does he still blog? And I find it hard to believe anyone drinks more gin than the Mistress? Will she like the houseboys????
ReplyDeleteOh, she'll be frisked before leaving!!!!!! Have you apparently not seen the girl drink?
DeleteI love when two drunken whores get together for a good time. What time should I be there?!? Whose the bigger whore?
ReplyDelete*looks towards Kailyn's direction* sipping drink.
Deletewho will drink who under the table first?
ReplyDeleteHard to say, ill tell you when she ever comes out from under the table.
DeleteWho knows, but just don't light a match.
DeleteI LOVED AbFab!!! Those two were so crazy and fashionable. If you two are anything like these two , I want to come just to watch the show and who hits the wall first.
ReplyDeleteYes I remember the Napa vineyards, didn't they give you two a case to leave? Have a blast!
ReplyDeleteWell that explains all the Out of Liquor signs of the bar and club windows last night! Will the area sustain two of you? The poor houseboys.......
ReplyDeleteToodles sweetie darlings!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you will have your hands full, or is it the other way around? Have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteI can see the local paper head lines now...........
ReplyDeleteI see a run on alcohol in the Greater Philadelphia area.
ReplyDeleteI can just see the both of you shopping already! The area should brace themselves. Where is Saffron during all of this?
ReplyDeleteProbably sold into white sex slavery.
DeleteNeed money for cocktails.
Deleteand bail!!!!
DeleteOh my God, that sounds like so much fun. Have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteSo cool how you guys met! I though your were nuts! Please take someone to film this stuff would you?
ReplyDeleteIf anyone is looking for me, I'm leaving for sandy beaches, one drunken bitch is enough to put up with!
ReplyDeleteAre you going to call out the Army? At least the Navy, surely! Have fun!
ReplyDeleteDebauchery at its finest.
ReplyDeletekeep it between the ditches, cowboy, keep it between the ditches...
ReplyDeleteThis post cracked me up!!!! If ever there was a show to show used what life for the Mistress is like.....this comes to mind!
ReplyDeleteAre you sure the houseboys shouldn't go out and get more bottles for the cold frig? Will that be enough? Love the order of the story boards! Are we talking slurred speech?
ReplyDeleteWhen I think of you two the French winery tasting scene does seem to pop up.
ReplyDeleteWith or without the stains?
DeleteThe sunlight gif is Maddie. I am usually awake hours before Maddie. I have been consuming wine, beer and tequila. I think Masdie consumed all of the gin already.
ReplyDeletehours before Maddie. You must get up early then ....around 1pm?
DeleteWait, the mistress up before happy hour??????
DeleteAnd someone say gin ?
DeleteLOL! If you two are anything like them, I have no problem coming along to be Bubble. Hope you guys have fun. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteGood, wear platforms and meet us at the towpath.
DeleteDear, I'm getting a hang over just looking at this.
ReplyDeleteAnother drink honey?
DeleteDamn this is my kind of weekend. Does kailyn keep up with your cocktail speed?
ReplyDeleteAll I keep hearing is Wheels on Fire.
ReplyDeleteTHIS JUST IN.......Two Wine Stained, Gin Infused, Disheveled Drunken Tramps were Found Passed Out at Raven Resort Under Chaise
ReplyDeleteYes I read that too! Now this explains why I can't find Kailyn. I'll have to send the houseboys to fetch her.
DeleteStories of booze, sex and men are swirling around, not that this surprises us.
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