Happy Hallow's Eve!!!!
And welcome to the Casa du Borghese for a night of haunting good fun. Don't you look simply fabulous darling!
Please let my attendants, the twins show you in.....
The Mistress of the Casa will be down shortly..... she fluffing....
but Miss Moorecock is taking bets in the billiards.....
So welcome all to the Casa du Borghese for our haunting and sinful Hallow's Eve Soiree. We please ask that you stay in the common areas, and not wander from the main rooms, as there are some strange and scary creatures in the remote areas of the Casa. We will have bobbing for apples so dip in!
The dinning room is set......
and for dessert we offer you some.....
and of course.....
Now pick your poison, the bar is open all night......alright now lets gather for the judging of the houseboys for Halloween . Who do we think has the best costume for the evening........ if you vote for them, I take no responsibly for how they thank you.
Cowboy?
Mardi Gras Skeleton?
Mario Bros?
Conan?
Devil Child?
Robin Hood?
Men in Black?
Zorro?
Ninja Turtles?
Prince Charming?
Lets us know who you vote for and after the contest don't miss the Halloween number the boys have put together for our Glow Paint Dance in the ballroom....... now don't over heat honey's
Water and sponges handed out upon exit...........Thanks for dropping in dear ones ....... now watch those ghouls! And
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween Mistress! Oh my....... this is quite the sinning, Would anyone think less of this old broad if I went with the Mario Brothers and then to the Glow paint party....oh William will be cross with me.
ReplyDeleteWould it help if I write you a note of explanation?
DeleteHappy Halloween, sweetie. You are the hostess with the moistest! My, your selection of houseboys this evening leaves something to be desired... and I hope you have the smelling salts handy, for with all that beauty in the house... I just may be overcome with an attack of the vapors. Of course, a martini shaker full of ice cold Boodles gin may work wonders. Thank you, darling. I promise to sip... and not suck. (wink, wink) - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
ReplyDeleteThe smelling salts are next to the wet wipes.
Deleteand both are in the Mistress's boudoir on the nightstand.
DeleteWhy sip?
DeleteThe Casa never looked so festive. Oh..... you saying those aren't the apples to bob on?
ReplyDeleteWell honey, what apples are you after? With that jaw you should be good at it!
DeleteOh Mistress I love you. What a great soiree. As Queenie said last on American Horror Story, your a stone cold bitch, who loves hard drinking , big dicks and trouble! Now how about a cocktail and the cowboy!!!!! Yippppppeeeee
ReplyDeleteIt's like reading her Grindr profile. *slips into foyer to check on twins*
DeleteI don't agree, the Mistress is warm.
DeleteThis made my evening.......I hope I can answer the door to hand out more candy. And my vote is for the Ninja Turtles...all of them...on the half shell.
ReplyDeleteIf the Mistress is still fluffing, were liable to never see her. And she never misses a good apple bob.
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween Mistress! The dinning room looks fabulous! Now I can't make my mind up over Zorro and the Mardi Gras skeleton. Can I have some cake first?
ReplyDeleteWhy choose, it Hallow's Eve after all.
DeleteThe devil in the house of the rising sun is here!!!!! You really want me to make a choice of a houseboy?!?! Excuse me while I take Conan and explore the remote areas.........
ReplyDeleteOOPS, didn't mean to walk in on you!..... runs for another drink
DeleteHardly even in the door and making rounds already. They have a term for you.
DeleteDamn good?
DeleteLast I saw you, you had on robin hoods tights and were re-enacting the gang plank scene from Peter Pan.
DeleteWow! Great sinful time! I do believe I just back up onto someone's glow stick!
ReplyDeleteProbably MM#1 Fan......he's careless with it these days.
DeleteIf his stick is glowing, I'd say he has a issue.
DeleteBetween the twin and the men in blacks....you know I'm never good at this many choices......
ReplyDeleteMistress, you sure do know how to make a old queen happy! Now how about a vodka gimlet and some of that glow paint. On second though the Raven claw cake could be fun.
ReplyDeleteMy Lady Finger, what's got onto you tonight?
DeleteDamn can I change my mind. I bet Prince Charming is good in bed! Sorry it's the drinks I think.
ReplyDeleteHoney, He'll fuck you good, but I could fuck you better.
DeleteCali boo nailing everything not nailed down.
DeleteHe was after my glow stick earlier.
DeleteWas it as good for you as it was me?
DeleteHappy Hallows Eve Mistress! I just adore the dance number by the houseboys. I didn't know I had to bring some ones with me.
ReplyDeleteNot to worry Magpie, they are also fond of magic tricks and shadow puppets.
DeleteHappy Hallows everybody! I'm old fashioned so I'll go with Prince Charming also. Will we be frisked when we leave?
ReplyDeleteDo we have a guilty conscience ? Of course you will, GOOD help is hard to find these days.
DeleteIt's getting crowd honey, I spilled a drink, got poked by Robin's arrow and overdosed on candy corn. *Slanters off to remote area.*
ReplyDeleteRobin is always talented with hitting his mark!
DeleteBULLS EYE!!!!! And you do know that wasn't candy corn in the special candy dish right?
DeleteFabulous party! Even if it is Sodom and Gomorrah themed. I'll take the Mardi Gras Skelton, those thin slender one's usually have a long leg bone!
ReplyDeleteSodom and Gomorrah ?!? Next years theme?
DeleteNext year? That's everyday around this joint.
DeleteDarlin, Happy Halloween! Those twin devils can take me right to hell......I've been a very bad queen.
ReplyDeleteHOT.... VERY HOT
ReplyDeleteA man of few words tonight? Isn't it about time to remove that monkey head yet?
DeleteTell chef he out did himself with the food and cake! You must have worked hard on this. And the houseboys look exception tonight. Excuse me while I slip behind the sofa to enjoy my uprising.
ReplyDeletethe Mistress did work with him and they were naked for most of the time.
DeleteHow you torments us Mistress. It has always been a fantasy to have a foursome with the Ninja turtles. I take them and their 6 camel apples for the win.
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween! The casa is in full swing tonight. Can we take a doggie bag home for a boy, I mean claw cake? I'm liking Robin Hood and the green tights............
ReplyDelete* Comes back in and throws robin hood over shoulder and leaves.....again.*
DeleteOh well look at this! A soiree and I didn't wear a costume. Mistress, that glow in dark paint is going to be HELL to get out of the upholstery.
ReplyDeleteI thought that Joanne Worley look all year was your costume?
DeleteWould you just look at this debauchery! None of these boys want a big bitch. Happy Halloweeniers! grabs claw of Raven cake and runs ............
ReplyDeleteThis just in.Agnes was spotted bobbing for apples. But they weren't apples, and there was no galvanized barrel of water.
ReplyDeleteShe really needs a stronger prescription.......in general
DeleteI'll take prince charming off your hands (or another body part)...and WHY is my glass empty? the bartender is falling down (drunk) on the job AGAIN. now for a slice of cake.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should sit at the bar. We have heard of the bottomless drink and you. Or was it bottom boys and you?
DeleteAmen! Praise Jesus!
ReplyDeleteBoys, does this look like a revival?
DeleteThis is just like a seven deadly sins party.....i don't know about this. And is it me or is that tray of camel apples reminding me of the mistress's junk?
ReplyDeletePlease, you wrote the book on seven deadly sins. Ok, well maybe just lust
DeleteLarge and sticky?
DeleteHallows Eve. I haven't even made it in yet. I'm still admiring the casas' exterior.
ReplyDeleteI do believe the Mistress is unzipped and passed out.
ReplyDeleteThe last I saw was the Mistress heading up stairs case with the Mario Bros,a camcorder, jar of Carmel and then got unzipped.
ReplyDeleteUnzipped? That would explain the loud thud sound..........
DeleteHey if you got it, make some noise with it I say.
DeleteOh, dear. Prince Charming had me before he said a word. Gotta be the shoes!
ReplyDelete:: sneaks in, gropes Cali-boi and some of the houseboys, takes left over candy and exits: looks like it was a swell party.
ReplyDeleteI missed the party again? Well, it was fun to sneak in and use a black light to read hidden messages on everybody and some things I didn't need to see. Where are the wet wipes?
ReplyDeleteOh dear, what a party. I see Miss Moorecock is still passed out over the roulette table. Did I mention I was reading braille on the Skelton boy's abs.
ReplyDeleteMistress,if your looking for the Ninjas' they came home with me
ReplyDeleteI'll send you the bill.
DeleteWhere I'm sure he had turtle soup shot onto him.
DeleteMistress, if you think I'm cleaning this mess up your crazy.
ReplyDeleteHow did I ever come in on 69? Sounds like it was quite the circus here last night. The houseboys got me all hot and bothered by their costumes!
ReplyDeleteWell........thank you all for stopping in! Another good time had ny all. Now to get this place cleaned up.oh screw it.....after all tomorrow is another day.
ReplyDeleteOh look, the dead arose.
DeleteIt appears Prince Charming won!
DeleteI can only imagine the things written on everybody with the glow paint. And now that the affair is over I'll take the twins off your hands and onto mine.
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