Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Mystery in The Men's Room



Now , as you all my know, by day I'm a visual stylist and I'm usually for the most part up on all the trends, what to wear, and what not to wear, the hot spots, and the most popular cock-a-tails that are in vogue, but lately I have concerns that the Mistress may not be on top of things like I thought I was. Maybe you, my dear lovelies will know the answer. Ya see, in the past three weeks, when I was at work, out at restaurants and clubs when I've had to go to the men's room, I noticed guys using the urinal. Normal. But they have their pants down to their knees!!! What the hell is this about??? Is this a new trend? It even happened in California when I was there to visit Kailyn, when we had dinner one night. That was the first time I saw this. But like I said, in the last three, four weeks I've seen this three of four times and today was the fifth! And this dude had not only his pants but his underwear down too!!!! Now, I'm all for a free show if your built, ripped and have the ass of a Greek God, but this man was in his 60's with no tone, once so ever! And who wants to see a birthmark the shape of Texas on your ass!!! Now all the times I've seen this the guys have been all ages. This just seems like more work to me. I generally just go in un-button and un-zip, pull out the equipment, do my business and back in it goes. Is this a new trend? Am I missing something?

25 comments:

  1. Hopefully it's a trend that won't catch on.....unless, like you said, ripped, built, hot ass.

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  2. I'm afraid I have no insight to offer on this issue.

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  3. How very strange.

    Of course the "less than shapely" may figure it's their only shot at putting it out there.

    Just a random thought. ;)

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  4. I've never seen this and hope I never do!....well, unless the guy is super hot then I guess I will deal with it :)

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  5. I've seen this once or twice, and both times they were old farts. I probably wouldn't mind like you said if they were hot! I'd peek!

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  6. That is odd! Maybe they are looking for a piece or they don't want to get spillage on their pants.

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  7. Ultimately, you can't control the behaviors and actions of others on such odd behavior! Yikes, I hope I never see this!

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  8. I'm just suprised you weren't on your knees!?!

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  9. Thank you for this funny post! Let it to you honey! But my boyfriend has seen this and he thought this never happened. Chief issue with this dropping your pants at the urinal is this: you have to bend over to pull them back up. When doing so, the face to urinal distance is entirely too close. So close in fact that it's advisable to wash your face and brush your teeth after using the urinal!!!

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  10. Just unzip and be done with it, sally, unless it's big, then I want to see it!

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  11. If some fool themself into thinking that their so well endowed that they simply can't fit their equipment through the fly of their pants, they should use the stalls! You wants to see ass when entering a rest room.

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  12. I've have seen this out at clubs and figured they must be drunk or just advertising! And what's with the people that get right up on you to have a conversation? If I have to sit in meetings from 8 to 6solid every day, can I just have 120 seconds to pee?

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  13. Girl, I can see why you were appauled! One of the most pathetic sights a grown man or teenager can witness occurs in the men’s public bathroom. This isn’t so much awkward as it is just pathetic. It makes every man (or at least should) in the room just shake their head in shame of the person who commits such a travesty to manhood and masculinity. For some reason these people were brought up thinking it’s ok to drop their pants when they took a piss. Now who told them this was ok?

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  14. Well, I don't know why someone would do it, but it would scare the crap out of me to see it.

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  15. Thank you for the funny post, but YES, I know what your talking about.Seriously, this is getting rediculous. If I had only seen this once I wouldn't have thought anything of it, I would just think the guy was weird. But just today I walk into the public bathroom and see some guy with his pants around his ankles taking a piss at the urinal. I've probably seen this about 30 times in the past couple years. I sure hope it aint the trend!

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  16. This post is hilarious, are you freakin serious?

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  17. My guess is they must have always done this since a little kid and never broke the habit. But I too have seen this a couple time in the city. It does seem like much more work.

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  18. Frozenrice3/30/2011

    Funny you post this. I saw something similar just the other day at work, the guy's bare ass was hanging out. I can see a kid doing sometihng like this, but I never would expect to see an adult do it. I got the hell out of there and used a different bathroom. That's just too weird for me.

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  19. Wtf...I wouldn't want my pants touching the floor by the urinals.:barf:

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  20. Last time i've seen somthing like this was in grade 4, it was a retarded kid, and I think it
    scared the shit out of me!

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  21. Ugh...one more trend to avoid.

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  22. 1-I have seen this too.I don't care what people do, but I wouldn't want my pants near that floor. Althought I don't mind seeing others junk. And deisel boy if your in their I'm doing more than just looking!!! And to Adrien- how do we know this for sure the Mistress would be on he knees?

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  23. Lol! I don't think it's a trend, and lets hope not. But I have to at least undo my button,zipper and belt and loosen a little. I'm sorry but I need the room!

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  24. I'm with you... it's seems like a lot more work! Queen Ginger wears spanks so she can pee through the crotch without having to pull her padding out!

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  25. WTF is right!!! Are these guys stupid, desperate, or both???!!! Based purely on lack of class or better sense -doubt it would arouse me. Now if we're talking a spontaneous action... by a HOT GUY... in a certain type of club...

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