Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Starrbooty-The Cat



After what seemed like a long day at work,I arrived home ,went through the mail,and turned on the tube. A couple minutes later,our cat came over and started her usual purring and rubbing against my arms and eventually ended up taking a snooze on my chest. It occurred to me,when did I become a cat lover? I love all animals,but always considered myself a dog lover. I have had three dogs that I loved very much. Upon moving to Philadelphia,the boy toy and I considered a pet,but in a apartment it's hard to have a good size dog,not to mention the hours we worked at the time wouldn't be fair to the dog. The boy toy wants to rescue a Greyhound and I want to get a Great Dane. This will happen down the road though. Any who,Starrbooty the cat has become very attached to us,as we are to her. She is very affectionate and what a personality! And a diva. She rules the house like the Queen if Sheba,especially when she lies on the canopy bed! I guess it was love at first sight the day I found her. At the time I worked at the King-of-Prussia mall. One day my store manager and I were getting our morning fix of java,when all of a sudden,we saw this beautiful black cat in the front gates of Neiman-Marcus. She was a little shaken,but was definitely friendly and it was obvious she got dumped there.We later found out she had been in the store for over a week,but no one could catch her,for she was well hidden by staff. So we coaxed her out and took her to our store and called the ASPCA. They came to take her,and I asked what would happen next. They said she was probley dumped off at the mall by her owners in hopes someone would give her a home. They would keep her for three weeks and if unclaimed she would be put down. Well,being a animal lover I couldn't let that happen so I consulted with the boy toy to see if he would like to take in the cat as our pet. I put my best sad eyes forward and batted my eyelashes and it worked like a charm!
After some general health care she was ours! Five years and 20 names later,her name keeps changing like the sectaries on Murphy Brown,we can't imagine our life without her now. I never though I would be a cat owner,and here I am cuddling with Starrbooty. And I tell everyone I got my cat at Neiman-Marcus,where you can buy anything in the world!

Grande Dame of the Week...

This week the Grand Dame of the Week is...Aunt Barbara! Aunt Barbara has been doing drag some time now. I came across her a year and a half ago on the old you tube and I laughed my ass off. The whole routine is surrounded around selling Tupperware,which she does for a real living. One day Aunt Barbara decided to take her persona and what she did for a living and do a drag act with it. Turns out it wasn't such a bad idea! She is now the number three consultant in the country for Tupperware sales and she will actually come to your home with the routine. She then went on to make videos for you tube,and has one of the most hit videos. The first time I saw her I had to grab for a tissue I was laughing so hard! So, if you haven't seen her yet you must grab a Stella Doro cookie and a cup of Sanka and enjoy!! These are two of my favorites!

Monday, September 1, 2008

LABOR DAY HOTTIE-NIGEL PASCHINI!





It never hurts to see to much eye candy, so here is another of my favorites for the Labor Day holiday. Nigel Paschini is a up and coming model and his big spread was in the DNA Magazine back in May. The reporter asked him in the interview to complete this sentence:Good sex... his reply,should be practiced often and without reservation! OH MY GOD! I volunteer,I volunteer,oh,oh.over here!!!

HAPPY LABOR DAY


Some people say this is the end of summer,but I say it's not over till the fat lady sings! The boy toy and myself always continue to have summer fun usually till October. This has been a wonderful weekend spent relaxing by the lake,drinking,going for dinner,drinking,and getting some work done. And drinking! The weather yet again couldn't have been more beautiful. Today,the big gay spot in New Hope is having there big Labor Day blow out. The spot is The Nevermore Hotel,and it is a beautiful hangout! There is to be much drinking,a BBQ cookout with all the fixing's and the Beautiful Victoria Lace will be performing. Not to mention all the eye candy there is to look at. We were there yesterday for the tea dance they have every Sunday which garners a huge crowd and we had just a few too many cock-a-tails! I'm a little hung today! Next weekend we have a toga party to attend at our friends place in the woods,and then the week after that we go gay camping with my sister Mamie,AKA David Dust. I have been looking forward to this since we saw each other in the city in July. This will be a fun weekend of drinking,lots of laughs,debauchery and lots of BEAN DIP!! Happy Labor Day to you all!!