I was overly excited when UPS showed up with my package. If all deliveries were this exciting like Mateo, I'd order UPS 24/7!
I gave him instructions to leave it at my back door.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Ok, he is HAWT!!!! And I laughed because where I work our UPS guy is scorching hot and he knows it. We love the summer when he comes in , in the tight shorts and very fitted brown polo...us four gay guys fight each other and push and solve to see who will get and sign for his package, lol!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou might even leave the door open for him.
ReplyDeleteHe can surely dance !!
ReplyDeleteHhhmm, my UPS delivery man's blond.
ReplyDeleteOh, myyyyyyy!
ReplyDeleteThis is what I imagine when I think about good service!
Also, uniforms!
*runs to order something in the mail*
XOXO
If my UPS driver looked like that I'd be ordering non-stop!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd what exactly did you want him to leave at the back door? Hmmm??
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