The last time someone told me this , they were wearing crocs.
A good thing Pietro Boselli was never my math teacher, I'd have embarrassed myself over and over.
I couldn't agree more with Edina Monsoon. We'd have the debt paid off in a week.
I was tickled to get this from Bunny who's currently in Iceland. I said Oh look, it's Oldie Locks and the two bears.
The truth! And people wonder why it's nice to be versatile.
I got to have lunch one day with Kim Chi.
She is coming to a city near you real soon.
And on my last tour of the White House two years ago, I found these in the nightstand in the presidential bedroom. No wonder Melanie is always bitchy, and hanging out with the secret service guys.
Absolutely fabulous!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your a lethal bitch! That Kim Chi one cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteI secretly hoping Pam Demic and Miss Delta really clean the house out.
date me please. hahahaha. i remember once where it says , sign here, you wrote scorpio.
ReplyDeleteOh my God! That last one.
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm going to love Miss Delta! She looks to be much darker then Pam...and like all villains as a spirit animal side kick
ReplyDeleteYES henny! A good chuckle for sure! Girl are you sure trump even has a dick? Your Miss Delta Variant meme!!!!! You bare a resemblance to Isabella Rossalini.
ReplyDeleteBTM+BTM= Britney Spears chorography !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLoving Delta...that hat alone. I see the family resemblances now
Oldie locks....Hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteDelta Variant looks like a lot of fun! I got stuck on BTM so I googled. Glory be, so many meanings! I'm going with Bruce The Mallard, because it's funny. I pretty sure it isn't Big Titty Milfs! Seriously, though, what does it mean. I am media challenged you know.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be nice with the last one, if the person holding the condoms just has really big hands? Ah, the possibilities.
bTM...is for bottom. As in the gay boy that likes to be the receiver...the catcher...the one with the legs up...or bent over. Is it making sense?
DeletePerfect sense! DUH! I know what a bottom is, by the way, the initials just didn't register for some reason. I thought: What, another Korean pop group?
DeleteThat's alright...I just like talking sex and see if I can get you to blush. But I have a feeling your hard to shock. Koren Group!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteI only blush if I have to talk to someone face to face. Then the size elevens end up going deeper into my throat. It's pitiful, really.
DeleteKim Chi is gonna sit on your ass.
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the laughs this morning, Maddie -- I just hope Delta Variant isn't dyslexic, LOL!
ReplyDeleteThe chuckles are real!!!
ReplyDeletePoor Melania. That explains why she always looks so pissed off.
Poor Donald always having to ask every woman. "Is it in , YET?"
DeleteI keep rereading these. But, poor beautiful Lady Bunny.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can soooo hear you saying just that in the Joan Collins meme.
ReplyDeleteOh wait. You have!
Oldie Locks. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteThe Edina Monsoon meme might be the best meme in these times I have seen this year so far! And I'm all for it! Now let Miss Delta Variant come in and kick some stupid peoples backsides.
ReplyDeleteLots of great chuckles..the last one is especially great!!! Thanks, Maddie!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm imagining Joanie in a pair of crocs and it's making me snigger.
ReplyDeleteSx
I somehow can't picture that.
DeleteIf Mrs Trumpelstiltskin thought her repulsive husband would spin straw into gold she was very wrong. Now all she is left with is his little mushroom; I bet her having luvvies among the secret service detail would nullify her post-nup.
ReplyDeleteMore please, more! (Not the first time you have heard those words!)
ReplyDeleteWho are you Oliver Twist?
DeleteI understand Peitro was your math teacher and you took his course five years in a row?
ReplyDeleteHa!!
ReplyDeleteLoves it!
XOXO
Poor BTMs x 2; they seem to get the short end of the stick .
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