Tuesday, August 10, 2021

TODAYS CHUCKLE

 The last time someone told me this , they were wearing crocs.

A good thing Pietro Boselli was never my math teacher, I'd have embarrassed myself over and over.


I couldn't agree more with Edina Monsoon. We'd have the debt paid off in a week.

I was tickled to get this from Bunny who's currently in Iceland. I said Oh look, it's Oldie Locks and the two bears.

The truth! And people wonder why it's nice to be versatile.

I got to have lunch one day with Kim Chi.

She is coming to a city near you real soon.

And on my last tour of the White House two years ago, I found these in the nightstand in the presidential bedroom. No wonder Melanie is always bitchy, and hanging out with the secret service guys.

31 comments:

  1. Absolutely fabulous!

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  2. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your a lethal bitch! That Kim Chi one cracked me up!

    I secretly hoping Pam Demic and Miss Delta really clean the house out.

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  3. date me please. hahahaha. i remember once where it says , sign here, you wrote scorpio.

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  4. Oh my God! That last one.

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  5. Oh, I'm going to love Miss Delta! She looks to be much darker then Pam...and like all villains as a spirit animal side kick

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  6. YES henny! A good chuckle for sure! Girl are you sure trump even has a dick? Your Miss Delta Variant meme!!!!! You bare a resemblance to Isabella Rossalini.

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  7. BTM+BTM= Britney Spears chorography !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Loving Delta...that hat alone. I see the family resemblances now

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  8. Oldie locks....Hahahahaha

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  9. Delta Variant looks like a lot of fun! I got stuck on BTM so I googled. Glory be, so many meanings! I'm going with Bruce The Mallard, because it's funny. I pretty sure it isn't Big Titty Milfs! Seriously, though, what does it mean. I am media challenged you know.
    Wouldn't it be nice with the last one, if the person holding the condoms just has really big hands? Ah, the possibilities.

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    1. bTM...is for bottom. As in the gay boy that likes to be the receiver...the catcher...the one with the legs up...or bent over. Is it making sense?

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    2. Perfect sense! DUH! I know what a bottom is, by the way, the initials just didn't register for some reason. I thought: What, another Korean pop group?

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    3. That's alright...I just like talking sex and see if I can get you to blush. But I have a feeling your hard to shock. Koren Group!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    4. I only blush if I have to talk to someone face to face. Then the size elevens end up going deeper into my throat. It's pitiful, really.

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  10. Kim Chi is gonna sit on your ass.

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  11. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the laughs this morning, Maddie -- I just hope Delta Variant isn't dyslexic, LOL!

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  12. The chuckles are real!!!

    Poor Melania. That explains why she always looks so pissed off.

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    1. Poor Donald always having to ask every woman. "Is it in , YET?"

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  13. I keep rereading these. But, poor beautiful Lady Bunny.

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  14. And I can soooo hear you saying just that in the Joan Collins meme.

    Oh wait. You have!

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  15. Oldie Locks. Too funny.

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  16. The Edina Monsoon meme might be the best meme in these times I have seen this year so far! And I'm all for it! Now let Miss Delta Variant come in and kick some stupid peoples backsides.

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  17. Lots of great chuckles..the last one is especially great!!! Thanks, Maddie!!!

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  18. I'm imagining Joanie in a pair of crocs and it's making me snigger.
    Sx

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  19. If Mrs Trumpelstiltskin thought her repulsive husband would spin straw into gold she was very wrong. Now all she is left with is his little mushroom; I bet her having luvvies among the secret service detail would nullify her post-nup.

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  20. More please, more! (Not the first time you have heard those words!)

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  21. I understand Peitro was your math teacher and you took his course five years in a row?

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  22. Poor BTMs x 2; they seem to get the short end of the stick .

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