LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Rather small flight for you isnt it?
"Fly the happy skies," eh? I have stolen this for an upcoming XXX word play post, thanks!
Took me a minute. The four balls through me off.
That's threw, sheesh! And I had the nerve to poke fun at your crack.
His crack likes being poked.
how do you keep a wood dildo clean and sanitary? (asking for a friend)
Do they still make lemon Pledge? Murphy's oil soap, maybe? Watch out for splinters, Carebear as they are too hard to remove by oneself!
Use linseed oil and I bet spouse will love the scent on you.
I can only imagine the crash landings that thing gets. Jx
It's a bumpy ride dear, a bumpy ride.
Hahahahaha Omg Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Fuck I got the hiccups Hahahahaha XoXo
Hiccups. Quick stick this in your mouth and blow.
I have gave so many flying fucks I thought it would be a jumbo jet by now.
I love good hard wood.
That’s not a 737 Max is it? Those things are dangerous.
Lat time I met a 737 Max, I had to sit on a donut for a week.
Permission to taxi?
Only for you dear.
Just beautiful, Maddie. Thank you. I always wondered what a flying fuck actually looked like!
Hope you don't pick up any splinters.
I'm sure in all your travel experience, you'd have a talent to not get any splinters.
I’d buy it for you but, sorry, I don’t give those.
LOL. Good one.
That's one toy you have to be careful about not sitting on. Or on second thought maybe...
Probably just a small prick....
patience above !
Does it tilt its head like the Concorde?
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!