Tuesday, September 17, 2019

THIS JUST IN

The only way I fly.


28 comments:

  1. Rather small flight for you isnt it?

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  2. "Fly the happy skies," eh? I have stolen this for an upcoming XXX word play post, thanks!

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  3. Took me a minute. The four balls through me off.

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    1. That's threw, sheesh! And I had the nerve to poke fun at your crack.

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    2. His crack likes being poked.

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  4. how do you keep a wood dildo clean and sanitary? (asking for a friend)

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    1. Do they still make lemon Pledge? Murphy's oil soap, maybe? Watch out for splinters, Carebear as they are too hard to remove by oneself!

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    2. Use linseed oil and I bet spouse will love the scent on you.

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  5. I can only imagine the crash landings that thing gets. Jx

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    1. It's a bumpy ride dear, a bumpy ride.

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  6. Hahahahaha
    Omg
    Hahahahaha
    Hahahahaha
    Hahahahaha

    Fuck I got the hiccups

    Hahahahaha

    XoXo

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    1. Hiccups. Quick stick this in your mouth and blow.

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  7. I have gave so many flying fucks I thought it would be a jumbo jet by now.

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  8. That’s not a 737 Max is it? Those things are dangerous.

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    1. Lat time I met a 737 Max, I had to sit on a donut for a week.

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  9. Just beautiful, Maddie. Thank you. I always wondered what a flying fuck actually looked like!

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  10. Hope you don't pick up any splinters.

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    1. I'm sure in all your travel experience, you'd have a talent to not get any splinters.

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  11. I’d buy it for you but, sorry, I don’t give those.

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  12. That's one toy you have to be careful about not sitting on.

    Or on second thought maybe...

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  13. Does it tilt its head like the Concorde?

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