Sunday, September 15, 2019

MOUNTAIN TIME

There was no rest for the weary this summer! Between Fire Island and Rehoboth Beach, the Lad and I were back up in the Pocono Mountains at the lovely and welcoming Woods Campground.  I know it's hard to believe the Mistress likes glamping, but this place is all inclusive, the friendliness people and staff and wonderful amenities abound. Nightclub, lake, trails, social events and parties, and just walking around the camp ground many will invite you on to their site for a nice stiffener. This weekend was their wonderful Illumination weekend, where the whole camp ground is lit up with candles, torches, luminary bags on all paths,  and all kinds of lights. Some set ups are very elaborate. The Mistress was also back up last weekend  for their very fun Bear Weekend where I and two other bitches hosted sex toy bingo!!!. It was pretty cool, and I got to meet the bear who made and directed the Bear City series of movies. Doug has a wonderful site there. And if you like bears,  you'd love the movies. The third one was filmed right at the Woods!!! He asked if I and my good friend Mame, if we wanted to do a commercial for the Woods, and if not, would we do a porn!!!! I declined both offers, but of cousre!!!!

Some sites from Bear Weekend
The Lad took a gratuitous shot while I was out cold. 
That bitch.
I ran into this guy along the stream one afternoon escaping the pool. He made these incredible rock sculptures and then added these wild flower arrangements. They were pretty cool. It was great talking to him, and his patience to balance these things.
A new friend I met that weekend, Jeremy, a lovely bear, and not to bad on the eyes, Hubba Hubba, took the Mistress out for a canoe ride. And they say chivalry is dead!!!


Starry after she saw my nude shot at the pool from the Lad.
Im not asking question about the next few.

Illuminations Weekend
Shots for all!!!!!!

Bottle trees made from all blue Sky and Blue Coat gin bottles
Gay of Thrones!

This Alice in Wonderland theme was incredible...and they won the contest.
But the biggest surprise was when Pearly Gates called, and she escaped Ptown and finally.... and made an appearance at the Woods!!!! Good times I tell you! And bitch can work that fan! Gawd, I love summer.
Next weekend is the Mistress's last appearance for the summer up there. If your there, come say hi y 'all. I'll even give you a stiffener too.

41 comments:

  1. You have a beautiful ass, and I love your header.

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  2. what delightful photos, all!
    They were the highlight of my sunday - thanks.

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    1. I'm glad to hear that Spo!!!! I must say, it was a magical summer.

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  3. Your pictures from Illuminations always amaze me that this is all out in the mountains, in the woods!!!! I can't imagine the picture do justice, but it is so cool to see. So creative minds...but you at bingo would be worth the whole trip. But your subtle touche' made me blush Mistress.

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    1. You and Deedles always blush, it's cute.

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  4. GO PEARLY, GO PEARLY GO GO, GO PEARLY!

    Yet another magical gay place. I love the feel of the comradery in the video, you can feel it. You look amazing as always in, out of drag.

    bitch.

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  5. Cap Chasen9/15/2019

    Oh how you bare ass warmed my heart as did your beauty side!!! I love this place, and if I was years younger and not in fear of walking on uneven ground and rocks, I'd be there in a heart beat.

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  6. What in hell is with the Barbie's everywhere? Very macabre. And is that a huge black dildo in the woods?

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    1. Norma, I don't know, but have you wondered why we have never seen a pregnant Barbie yet?


      Because Ken came in another box.

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    2. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. Boy... is that, or is that not the prefect throne for you!?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have to try this sometime since you talk about it often. Hell, I am even more butch then you and I haven't done it yet.

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    1. Hell at this point he'd been crowned queen hundreds of time over by now with a throne like that, lol,lol,lol.

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  8. Great recap! You do do summer so well. And inquiring minds want to know what else transpired with that sexy bear in the canoe?

    All the lights are so cool. I very jealous. I love that place.

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  9. American Horror Story- The Pocono's!

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  10. Good Laddy, aye ya's a good boy me Laddy!

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    1. yes, I agree. He's seems to be a little sneaky and we thank him.

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    2. Please don't feed that wild things Steven.

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  11. This is just sinful all the fun you had the is summer. I love all these pictures. You need to do that gay bingo here in Philly too.

    Those Barbie's are creepy.

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    1. You never know. At this rate will I ever hang out drag?

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  12. God, I love the look of this place. The illuminations is wonderful. Blows my mind this is all in the wilderness. That bear? WOOF!!!!!

    Smashing as always you look Mistress.

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  13. Oh my goodness! Someone built a mini Stonehenge in the woods and then Barbie had a party! It all looks excellent fun!
    Sx

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    1. Good eye Scarlet. They have actually deemed these Streamhenge. The guy is quite talented that does these, and they are all over the grounds. It take patience's.

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  14. I WANT THAT JEREMY BEAR! and my my my, pearly knows how to swing that fan! I always like the pix from illumination weekend. and dear carlotta, she hasn't changed a bit! good on the lad for sneaking in a bun pix.

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    1. This is not the same Carlotta your thinking, The original one has long retired. But Illumination is always my favorite weekend too.

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  15. The Lad got your best side!

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  16. You know just how to intrigue and titillate, don't you, Mistress! The illuminations must have been quite magical judging from your photos. And I'd love to go exploring in the woods to find all those carefully placed stones, Barbies, and Bob's bits - I mean bits and bobs!
    The pool is a tad crowded though - I'd give that a miss.

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    1. Well, they don't call me Intrigue Titillate for nothing. I have the feeling you'd love it there. I always spy some new oddities every visit. And I haven't figured out yet who is doing the set ups with the Barbie's.

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  17. Great photos. Great time. What a life. Did anyone sit on that throne?

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  18. Well, I love the candid shot. My regards to the Lad! It always sounds like a fun time up there. But, the Illumination is always my favorite to read about.

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    1. It's always by far my favorite weekend up there. And it was hot as hell up there this year. 89 degrees at night. In the mountains???

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  19. Great photos, and I wonder if Cheshire was smiling because of the win or something else going on over there.

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    1. My bet is on the something else going on there. Every few seconds, smoke blew out the mouth.

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  20. FUN FUN FUN!!!!! And just imagine the men walking by that wanted to tap that ass. I too love all the lights. And I love hiking.

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    1. It felt like a lamb lying in front of lions.

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  21. I love this place. I too would love to try glamping sometime!

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  22. Love it! And the nightclub there gets quite the crowd. Loved seeing Pearly

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  23. So many fab photos! I am so glad I finally left town and got away, and this was WAY MORE FUN then I would have imagined. The bottle trees, bears, the light-up, and bare bums - I've always been a little envious of your trips to the Woods! I loved it and everybody certainly is welcoming.

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  24. I have heard good things about the woods. I adore thos post and enjoy all are welcome.

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!