Lmaoooo Well honey we can deduce that you’ve given google enough info already. And I just realized I don’t like Gin cause I don’t know how to make cocktails.
I will not have one of those things in my house! Totally creepifying! Balder Half tried talking to a similar thing at the kids' home. Turns out it was a diffuser :) Yeah, we be old. If I could still drink, I would prefer gin to gym.
He did that????? Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!! That was a good laugh!!!!! I miss you and thought of you often while on vacay and the mountains.
Meanwhile at least balder half didnt mistake a potpourri simmer pot, for a mini crock pot and spread some on a crack and eat it. Yes dear, I did that once. The gin.
HELL YEAH!
ReplyDeleteIf only they'd named it "Alexis". Imagine the shopping you could do then???! Jx
ReplyDeleteAlexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan, please locate the nearest jeweler.
DeleteYou: Alexis, are these shoulder pads big enough?
DeleteAlexis: Not if you can still get through a doorway without turning sideways.
Howsabout gin at the gym? That works for me, except it would be tequila at a bar.
ReplyDeletechortle! :-) xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteLmaoooo
ReplyDeleteWell honey we can deduce that you’ve given google enough info already.
And I just realized I don’t like Gin cause I don’t know how to make cocktails.
XoXo
Swing by cutie, I'll give you a cock-a-tail lesson.
DeleteIt's bad when even Alexa knows you that well.
ReplyDeleteNow is she could just make them.
DeleteThis explains why I never see you at the gym, and why you have so much gin.
ReplyDeleteShe's got your number.
ReplyDeleteAh! So Alexa doesn't know about The Jim? Damn it, the comment doesn't quite work.... I will try again when I have woken up.
ReplyDeleteSx
Bitch is always fucking up your schedule. But she knows what’s best for you.
ReplyDeleteWhen Amazon Prime starts delivering booze -
ReplyDeletePerfect.
ReplyDeleteNow, THAT'S a gadget worth having!
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteI will not have one of those things in my house! Totally creepifying! Balder Half tried talking to a similar thing at the kids' home. Turns out it was a diffuser :) Yeah, we be old. If I could still drink, I would prefer gin to gym.
ReplyDeleteHe did that????? Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!! That was a good laugh!!!!! I miss you and thought of you often while on vacay and the mountains.
DeleteMeanwhile at least balder half didnt mistake a potpourri simmer pot, for a mini crock pot and spread some on a crack and eat it. Yes dear, I did that once. The gin.
Maddie! You did that?! Whose crack, and did he end up (heh) with burns?!
DeleteOops that should have read cracker. And no thankfully, no burns. But twas a tad embarrassing when you eat swimming potpourri.
DeleteI just started using Alexa today. I need to train it to do that, too.
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