Never left it be said the Mistress has not given back to the community.
You know I am very skilled at what I do. I have been practicing since I came out of the womb on glitter.
I may have to go to Home Depot more. It's a one stop shop.
I like long things but this is ridiculous..
Another example of us singles dating on Grindr.
And people wonder why I suck so much cock.
It's that time of year again, Pride. And we must not forget every year there seems to be a new ignorant bastard that has ill tidings and wishes for us.
I also got it hot from the street that Pence is indeed on "dating" sites. Unfortunately, I hear he hasn't had to may offers. Actually none, except the one from Kim Davis.
oh gurl, you made me piss myself laughing! the spouse had a good laugh also!
ReplyDeleteI was laughing so hard I did half wet myself! Mistress you are too much...……….
DeleteYourself and Deedles apparently have more control over your lady parts than I.
Ms Agnes, I'm learning to empty my lady parts before visiting this here institution! Sitting on a towel is also helpful.
DeleteCLEAN UP IN AISLE 3! PRONTO!
DeleteWell, that was a very unladylike snort I just let out!
ReplyDeleteIf this is the regular stuff that happens on Grindr (I wouldn't know) then they should change the name to Groanr.
I didn't know what to laugh at first
ReplyDeleteOk. even MY sides are hurting god damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat first one I would totally believe about you! You will live to be 120 years old.
We know your good at raising cocks Mistress.
ReplyDeleteThat was a good laugh😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Oh did he cock-a-doo for you too?
DeleteLeave it to a chicken to come up with a cock joke.
ReplyDelete:-) lots of chortles! :-) xoxoxoxo
ReplyDeleteThat painting a rainbow over the doorpost one cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteHa! These made me laugh. But now I'm curious. What does the K stand for? Please don't say Kardashian or Kanye...
ReplyDeleteNow I know why your lips always look so perfectly shaped and full.
ReplyDeleteI need to go buy me some rainbow paint... and quick!
ReplyDeleteLove your commentary for the last one!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat Homo Depot ass. oh my.
ReplyDeleteAt work the other day, a client was leaving a meeting and, well, I watched him walk away. A co-worker came up behind me and said:
"That's a fine ass."
I said:
"No, honey, that's THE finest ass."
And it was.
That is hilarious! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a painting job to do above my front door.
ReplyDeleteHA! Those were great, especially the rainbow over the door.
ReplyDeleteWhat a riot!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIs there a sign up sheet to test out number 2 and see if your talented?
yes, your #113.
DeleteThe acronym thing does crack me up, and had me laughing. For people who don't want labels we sure all do need our letter there! lol! These were all funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletewho you kidding sweet thing, you suck cock for a gin and tonic.
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