Wednesday, June 20, 2018

GAY CHUCKLES

Never left it be said the Mistress has not given back to the community.

You know I am very skilled at what I do. I have been practicing since I came out of the womb on glitter.

I may have to go to Home Depot more. It's a one stop shop.

I like long things but this is ridiculous..

Another example of us singles dating on Grindr.



And people wonder why I suck so much cock. 

It's that time of year again, Pride. And we must not forget every year there seems to be a new ignorant bastard that has ill tidings and wishes for us.

I also got it hot from the street that Pence is indeed on "dating" sites. Unfortunately, I hear he hasn't had to may offers. Actually none, except the one from Kim Davis.

23 comments:

  1. oh gurl, you made me piss myself laughing! the spouse had a good laugh also!

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    1. I was laughing so hard I did half wet myself! Mistress you are too much...……….

      Yourself and Deedles apparently have more control over your lady parts than I.

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    2. Ms Agnes, I'm learning to empty my lady parts before visiting this here institution! Sitting on a towel is also helpful.

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  2. Well, that was a very unladylike snort I just let out!
    If this is the regular stuff that happens on Grindr (I wouldn't know) then they should change the name to Groanr.

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  3. I didn't know what to laugh at first

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  4. Ok. even MY sides are hurting god damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That first one I would totally believe about you! You will live to be 120 years old.

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  5. We know your good at raising cocks Mistress.

    That was a good laughπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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  6. Leave it to a chicken to come up with a cock joke.

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  7. :-) lots of chortles! :-) xoxoxoxo

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  8. That painting a rainbow over the doorpost one cracked me up!

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  9. Ha! These made me laugh. But now I'm curious. What does the K stand for? Please don't say Kardashian or Kanye...

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  10. Now I know why your lips always look so perfectly shaped and full.

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  11. I need to go buy me some rainbow paint... and quick!

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  12. Love your commentary for the last one!!!!!!!

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  13. That Homo Depot ass. oh my.

    At work the other day, a client was leaving a meeting and, well, I watched him walk away. A co-worker came up behind me and said:
    "That's a fine ass."
    I said:
    "No, honey, that's THE finest ass."
    And it was.

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  14. That is hilarious! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a painting job to do above my front door.

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  15. HA! Those were great, especially the rainbow over the door.

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  16. What a riot!!!!!!

    Is there a sign up sheet to test out number 2 and see if your talented?

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  17. The acronym thing does crack me up, and had me laughing. For people who don't want labels we sure all do need our letter there! lol! These were all funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  18. who you kidding sweet thing, you suck cock for a gin and tonic.

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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