It's the time of year dear people where many of us will be heading to the beach points to tan our carcasses, and dip our fannys in the ocean, and ogle the hot men's. When it comes time to get in the water, know your surroundings and where the life guard station is, in case you, or someone...or you, need mouth to mouth from the lifeguards. Also check the waters and survey to make sure their are no sharks or other fins in the waters.
You may think I'm being very cautious.....but I have been the attack of such creatures of the deep and it really puts a hamper on summer fun. And who wants to be in a cast from the groin down? Can't you just hear the music?
Enjoy the beach and summer safely. This has been a Casa du Borghese summer PSA.
Enjoy and be in good health.
my, what kind of shark was THAT in the first pix? a chocolate one, no doubt!
ReplyDeleteyou need to get in the water more honey. I hear they nip at your heels
DeleteLet me tell you sister. Just last week that song played at the beach and all the bottoms scattered.
ReplyDeleteMistress, I'm familiar with this. It's a cockshark. I've found the best way to handle them, is to stay calm and relaxed, and just let it have it's way.
ReplyDeleteIf EVER there was a professional cock shark wrangler...…..
DeleteDamn! When did Balder Half learn how to swim? I'll have to look into this! Now, back to my cave.
ReplyDeleteBRAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeletedEEDLES…….that is the best laugh I've had in ages. I just sprayed my gin and tonic across the table. What would balder half have to say about this. Your crazy girl.😁😂😁😂
BH would give it a few more inches and then preen! He's cute that way *cough*.
DeleteThat's a sea-beast I can handle... Jx
ReplyDeleteNo doubt your catch of the day dear?
DeleteAh, the infamous Cock Shark! I've heard tale ......
ReplyDeleteI bet you I won't be doing any back floats this summer.
ReplyDeleteand they say moby dick is only a legend.
ReplyDeleteLol, good one!
DeleteI clung to one of those in the ocean once. I thought it was a buoy.
ReplyDeleteAre they by chance related to the sperm whale???
ReplyDeleteJust to give you a heads up Mistress, there has been many siting's of them in P-town already this season.
Just wait till that sucker meets the jaws of another.
ReplyDeleteAll I ever find is an old shoe or something like that in the water. Actually I think I saw that on National Geographic once, it's called a cock squid because if you agitate it too much it spits.
ReplyDeletejust like the mistress.
DeleteHmmmmmm. Looks familiar, but can't quite place it. I know it's been a long, long time since I last saw one of them.
ReplyDeleteWell, I can say I've encountered your first example of a fin sticking up at the beach. I was so mesmerized I had to take a closer look. Turned out to be quite friendly.
ReplyDeleteWhen I learned to swim I had one of those as a flotation device to help me swim. The swim intrstutor liked it I believe.
ReplyDeleteI was watching three or four of those cavorting in the sea behind Chateau DeVice on Sunday afternoon.
ReplyDelete*squints*
Hang on a mo... That's not a porpoise, is it?
I sometimes hear that music at night in bed when my back is to William. I never knew what it was coming. I just start fake snoring.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see this years Animal Planet's Shark Week already!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIs that a humpback or sperm?
ReplyDeleteShould you be exposing yourself like this Mistress?
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