Many things happen in life, and we find ourselves in many situations. Here are some handy lessons and come backs in drag style.
What to do if you find yourself in a room of Trump supporters. Cock-a-tails of course.
What to do in a meeting or at work, and your trying to win over the crowd.
When you get cranky in the day and need that break....
Don't worry about befriending a drag queen, tell those assholes....
When you have a trick over after a drunken night, and he unexpectedly stays the whole night. Just make a mad dash for those curtains girl.
When someone you know has a melt down over some stupid issue.
Don't worry about bad complexion or imperfections honeys....
When you get out of bed in the mornings....
Remember...you don't always have to be nice.
And also remember to always give 100%
I know a few of you have neighbors that can be a nightmare with late night noise. A few choice words is all it takes.
When a Trump supporter calls you a faggot and your a sinner. Dear, you voted for Trump......
And finally...what about the young generation? They should be watching Bugs Bunny.
Does Bugs also like show tunes?
ReplyDeleteI don't know... if I were in a room of Trump supporters and had a cocktail I might start looking for the closest blunt object.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't pull off "drag style", it's too much work! Who am I kidding? I can't pull off any style.
ReplyDeleteExcellent advice! Thanks, Mistress!
ReplyDeleteBugs! :-)
ReplyDeletebugs bunny!
ReplyDeleteThat right Mistress ......nothing like so side swipe t being servered.
ReplyDeleteIt's true too....we could all use a dash of diva!
ReplyDelete"you don't get anywhere in life unless you are a pain in the ass" - FUCK YEAH! MY NEW MOTTO!
ReplyDeleteHey....a nap and a cock does wonder in the middle of the day.
ReplyDeleteCan I just drown all those trump supporters in a vat of cocktails?... Was that too cruel?
ReplyDeleteLOL I love the last two! In fact, they're all great advice.
ReplyDeleteIt's the fabulous drag version of the encouraging 'Hang in there, Kitty' poster!
ReplyDeleteHow did I miss THIS post??? Great one. Thank you for the smiles! Hugs!
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