Thursday, January 25, 2018

STOP THE CAR.....I SMELL AN IGNORANT BITCH


Or bitches in this case.I was going to post this soon, but thank good old Bob for starting this one.  The Mistress is usually up with trends, like fashion, the latest food, movies and even enjoys latest in cock-a-tail libations.....but this trend!!!!!! The country sinks to even further stupidity. In the last month or so, teens and these damn millennials have felt the need to start consuming Tide Pods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No need to clean your spectacles...you read right!  The challenge involves people popping the small laundry detergent pacs and posting videos of themselves chewing and gagging on the oozing product online. Fucking idiots. Doesn't that just sound like a bunch of god damn fun?!? In January 2018, following the, media publications started reporting about teenagers participating in the Tide Pod Challenge.The challenge is an Internet challenge in which an individual consumes Tide Pods.Teenagers were the reported demographic participating in the challenge and has since spread to the millennials; they would record themselves chewing and gagging on pods and then daring others to do the same. Some even cooked the pods prior to eating them. I swear, the younger generation just gets more sloppy and stupid and already doesn't have the brian cells to spare....and just think...these are the people who will be running the country years from now. Comforting thought right? I only wonder what happens if they consume them and they fart. Will if remove hash marks???? Damn idiots. Next thing you know Downy Dipping Dots will be all the rage!!!!
And people wonder why I always look toward the sky and yell "Quick...beam ME UP!"

28 comments:

  1. Downey Dipping Dots, ha! Don't give them anymore stoopid ideas! Running the country? Hell, I don't want them running cars! What ever happened to stuffing people into phone booths? Uh, wait, whatever happened to phone booths? Well at least it isn't goldfish swallowing. This way the idiots only hurt themselves and the fish can live to see another day.
    No hash mark removals, only bubbles with really funky air inside.

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    1. Phone booths....now your talking my old lady speed.

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  2. they are itching to win this week's darwin award! FUCKING IDIOTS! let them kill themselves; I ain't gonna cry over it!

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  3. Adolescent brains engaged in risky thrill-seeking behaviour . . . a story old as time.

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  4. Who the frick eats detergent?!?

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  5. I say let them. If they aren't smart enough to not eat them then we really don't need them in the populace. We don't need more people with without any common sense. We have Trump and the GOP for that.

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  6. Mistress.....its called population control..let them eat pods I say.

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  7. This just in. Martin Shkreli has bought Tide and is announcing new flavors, including Pumpkin Spice and Unicorn flavors... but there will be a dramatic price increase...

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    1. Oh dear! The idjits will have to switch to Gain or worse yet, Cascade Actionpacs for dishwashers! I believe they already come in lemon.

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    2. Too funny MM#1F!!!!!!!!

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  8. What a sad state we are in when we have to beg young people to stop eating things that are poison. Apparently, staring at their little phones most of their lives stunts the growth of their brains.

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  9. cripes, they sure won't do laundry....but they'll eat the damn soap detergent.......

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  10. This is just part of evolution, the strong will survive and the stupid will eat Tide pods and die.

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  11. How sad that the company has to tell dumb ass's "please don't eat the detergent ". What have we come to?

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  12. But but it looks so pretty and delicious, I much prefer to act on impulse rather than logic, and these... they look tasty! Challenge accepted, because likes and stuff, like OMG!

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  13. Pumpkin Spice pods!! LOL!

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  14. Like Forrest Gump said, "Stupid is as stupid does."

    Let evolution take place. Survival of the fittest. We don't need any more stupid idiots in our gene pool.

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  15. If today's kids are stupid enough to eat Tide Pods, they're probably not smart enough to hold a decent job when they get older. Let them eat Tide!

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  16. Wow. America. Where they need to have to tell grown people not to eat detergent. Good grief.

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  17. Chow down DUMB ASS'S, the more you eat the better they taste!

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  18. The stupidity is mind boggling, but, hey, I got a few thousand more 'Likes' on my social media sites, so who cares if it kills me ..... right?

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  19. If they eat them and fart, I think bubbles come out.

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  20. When Scotty beams you up, take me with you!

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  21. Oh god, they will running our nursing homes in 20 years.

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  22. Guaranteed each generation is going to come up with something really stupid... I wondered if these kids fart bubbles!

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