Thursday, April 6, 2017

IT'S ABOUT THE COCK

As your well aware.....it is the year of the Cock. Oh alright...Rooster.

I even got a new cock ring to celebrate!

A must have for my kitchen........

At work, I even did a whole men's set up to celebrate the Year of the Rooster!

Four months in, and I'm still celebrating !!!!! Except for when I saw the Trump men. Then I needed my opera glasses.

33 comments:

  1. who DOESN'T love a great cock!

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    1. Jesus Christ.....Anne Marie sees cock and she's here in five minutes!!!!! I figure either you or Cali Boi would be the first. Why am I not surprised?

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    2. We hate to disappoint.

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    3. let them fight it out in a grab the slippery cock contest.

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    4. @maddie - HELL YEAH!

      @moorecock - whose cock would we be grabbing?

      @cali - RAMEN, bro!

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  2. With you in jeans, you could certainly have the third on a tee shirt.

    The mannequins looks so cool!

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  3. And here I thought there was only two ways to take cock?

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    1. you apparently haven't met him yet then have you?

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  4. I'm sitting here with William, reading my blogs and sites. I come across this, and poor William nearly got a face full of wine!*!*!* The red blazer is sharp.....very British looking.

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  5. BRAWAHAHAHAHAHA.... FUNNY !! All joking aside your works looks cool though. And how about a real shot of your rooster!?!?!?

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  6. Got my attention!!!! Every year is Year of the Cock for me.LOL.

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  7. This post just might start a cock fight or two.

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  8. I'm still enjoying the benefits of the Year of the Bunny/Rabbit. Yas gurl!

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  9. That last one!!!!!!!! And probably true.

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  10. All this has done is make me want some KFC!

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  11. woohoo for Cocks ❤ !!!!! Your work as usually is very fun!

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  12. This was unexpectedly hilarious haha...but I myself am year of the trouser snake.

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  13. with your junk, it wouldn't surprise me if you did split a fence.

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  14. isn't that new cock ring a wee bit...small...for you? (wink wink)

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  15. 'Drop your cocks and reach for your socks!' Do you remember who said that, Mistress? I hope you never get robbed at gunpoint and hear those terrifying words!

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    1. that line was used in the movie "animal house"!

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  16. Am I glad I dropped by before bedtime. I needed cheering up after what happened in the world this evening.

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  17. There's nothing I can add to these comments. Cock-a-doodle-doo!

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    1. Or in the Mistress's case, Any ole cock a do!

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  18. Wonderful! And I want that crest (er, Cockhawk?)!!!

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  19. I want that cock ring ... just so people will say, "What is that?" and then faint when i tell them.

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  20. An entire year of celebrating Cock. Those Chinese are very clever!!!

    Happy Friday, mistress. Hugs!

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  21. I find it hard to believe you have to walk with your bros to find cock. I think it finds you.

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  22. Hmmmmmmmmm, maybe I'll order in tonight.

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