I tell you, I really have the best of friends. Always thinking of me, and looking out for things to make my life more simple and useful. Last week my dear ole friend Kailyne out there in San Francisco said she found the perfect item for me.
But as I told her, wouldn't 40 oz only be the warm up???
Then the next day ,that dear old hag from Provincetown, Pearly Gates sent me this.
Nice to know I'm just a whore. I thought all this time I was just a booze hound. With friends like this , who needs whacked in the face with a hedgehog?
That 40oz bottle is perfect for Monday mornings and Friday afternoons. I could use one.
ReplyDeleteOh, mistress, don't let them knock you down... Booze hound or gin whore, you are perfection in my book! Hugs and hugs, and more hugs!
ReplyDeleteI could also use the flask.
ReplyDeleteGin whore or booze hound, either way, it sounds like a good time!
I'm still debating about picking up a few of those flasks. Need to have a few strategically placed. And maybe I should send some out as gifts.
ReplyDeletestrategically placed? with you two, there'd be one every 2feet.
DeleteI can usually crawl more than two feet.
DeleteAt least at the Raven you could. Till they found your slumpin body under a chaise lounge the next day.....and hit the restart button!!!
DeleteOh and is the gin whore thing a coaster? If so, it would go really well with all of my wine coasters. (I believe I sent you a set of the wine coasters.)
ReplyDeleteDamnit! Only available in the UK. Warn the folks in Plymouth that I will be making an appearance. Because yes, I intend to tour the distilleries.
DeleteI lived in Plymouth for two years - let me tell you, the gin distillery is one of the very few highlights in that city (the other being the cliff-walk cruising ground, of course - the two things not being entirely unconnected...). Jx
DeleteI have only visited Plymouth on a day trip when I was in summer school at Exeter. Sadly all of the distilleries were closed that day.
Deletewarm up?????? isn't that just three swallows for you?
ReplyDeletethe mistress knows all about swallowing...and I ain't talking about the birdies!
DeleteI love it!!!!! That is a rather small flask for you isn't it? What a laugh. And is Kailyne not the one you were blogging with??? I loved that blog. I noticed it's not been updated.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to blog and drink. Hmm. Maybe I should start posting there again. I do have a few adventures planned.
DeleteYes......i have had no less then three "gin related" accidentes'
DeleteI'd rather be a gin whore than a Gatorade whore.
ReplyDelete(sometimes I'm so profound that I scare myself...)
I say We're all whores.....we're just haggling over the price!!!!
DeleteIncidently.....that will also be the name of my forth coming autobiography.
I had to explain to a Spanish friend recently the difference between a whore and a slut (one gets paid, was my reasoning). Does this mean you get paid to drink? Or when you drink? Or you charge for it when you're drunk?
ReplyDeleteWell by my friends reckoning I should have been charging money all these years....for drinking and sex. They say I'd be a millionaire by now.
DeleteI get paid to drink. Kind of. People just like to give me drinks. I did turn a profit one night and I didn't even have to have sex. You've gotta get them to give you cab fare home. Kind of like how Holly Golightly got money for the bathroom attendant.
DeleteNow that is ridiculous Mistress. That,will never fit your in your clutch.
ReplyDeleteThat flask!!! You should have no problem. After all isn't your motto Bigger is Better?
ReplyDeleteI have long told everybody. If there is three things the Mistress know her way around, it's a glass, a cock, and the boudoir.
ReplyDeletewe can be gin whores together! :)
ReplyDeleteA Gin Whore is no ordinary whore, Mistress. You're right up there with Nell Gwynn and Calamity Jane!
ReplyDeleteNow why did you have to mention Calamity Jane? That was one of my favorite films as a kid.
Delete" Make mine sarsparilly!"
DeleteBoy...you bitches are full of yourselves today aren't ya?
ReplyDeleteToday?
DeleteEVERY DAY, sweetie, every damn day!
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