THE MISTRESS'S HOLIDAY ADVICE

With this time of year, we can all get stressed out what with all the things on our list to get done, the miserable bitches in the malls and plazas, social functions to attend and fitting them in, baking and cooking to do, and the decorations, visiting family, getting the furs out of cold storage, and not to mention work and work parties. People are always amazed how I handle it what such finesse and not giving two figs. Well lambchops, I am going to share with you my little secrets on how to.......

 

 

First off, you have to know where to find your Christmas spirit.

 Plan accordingly, know when the holidays are coming

 

Instead of buying gifts , bake something thoughtful and dodge the malls

 

Make sure to get exercise, Winter sports are fun!!!

 

Screw the food diets, why be unhappy.

 

I never set to many goals for one day, that I can't possibly handle.

 

I usually am not fond of company parties, but you can make them fun. I always do.

 

 

And don't fret if we don't get a white Christmas for pete's sake.

 

I never worry about which list I'm on with the Man in Red, why bother....

 

And I always try to get friends useful gifts that I know they will use.

 

So there you have it.... in a snap!!!!

This is why I'm always in a wonderful, cheery mood, with no worries. And if done correctly, the holiday flies by. And if your lucky you may even remember it. Tootles!!!!