Thursday, May 15, 2014

AT THE EXPENSE OF ANN COULTER

So I saw this over at my good blogger pal Upton King's wonderful blog, Wonderland Burlesque, who is just ever so nice and sexy. Head over to check out the dirt with this post,  and why I'm taking his instruction, but you should be checking him out anyway!!!! So I couldn't resist my own,  since I can't stand this vile piece of ring worm filth. When I was with the ex-Boy Toy of 12 years,  who if you didn't know ,was at the time a chief of staff for a State Representative here. He saw the light and since went into PR and went Democratic, but I digress. I must admit I miss wearing the big ball gowns to the Governors Mansion on Inaugural nights though. Anyho, we went to many a fundraiser for both sides. One in particular had  Ann Coulter present. I thought I'd need a barf bag all night every time I saw her. The Boy Toy kept me on a tight leash with the Gin and Tonics that night, in fear I'd go into one of my gin infused Julia Sugarbaker rants. I now present to you my version.........
 
 
Take it as you may.
 

17 comments:

  1. Lol, and probably true. Oh Ann! I mean who cares about 200+ girls who were kidnapped, probably raped all for getting an education

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  2. She does these things to get attention and she usually does. People should really ignore her, that would be her worst nightmare!! Love your little story. I had forgotten about the boy toy being in politics.

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    1. and that pout of a horse face is so not working for her.

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    2. pout? no it was that her botox hadn't kicked in...

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    3. she has to pout. for her to smile would tarnish that hateful image she works so hard to keep shined up.

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  3. Your ex was in Bucks County Politics?!?! Do tell more, I didn't read your blog then. On the Ann front, she's so cold and heartless herself that she really can't believe that all those people seriously tweeted on this. Let them do a couple hundred more vile and/or funny signs under her sourpuss face. She deserves it.

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  4. Beautifully stated and probably true. Would explain those lipstick smears all the time.

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  5. Don't try to understand Ann Coulter. You will damage your brain.

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  6. I would have paid good money to see you tell Ann in a gin infused haze what you thought.

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  7. That could very well be true. Didn't she work under many Republicans? We miss the tales from the political life.

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  8. LMAO! Can't stand her.I forgot about the Boy Toy also. You guys are still friends right? That would explain your connection to Brian Simms.

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  9. I so want one of these pics of Ann blown up so I can put it in my basement to keep the mice out of the house this summer.

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    1. Use an arsenic poison instead darling, MUCH more humane.

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  10. Hee hee.hee. Problem with Ann is that making her seem silly is like shooting fish in a barrel. But I can't say anything about your sign, I probably would too!!!

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  11. She-Who-Will-Not-Be-Mentioned.

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  12. She who also buys her own books in large quantities to inflate her sales figures.

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  13. I go into bookstores and turn the cover of her books around so she doesn't attract attention...or sales.

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