.....what nationality of houseboys do I have? I respond with my gin and tonic, and say of course......
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
happened to see a photo of goldie & her daughter in people magazine today. all i could do was gasp at the sight of goldie & run & light a candle.
ReplyDeleteWhat'd they use, a butter knife??
Deletei think she uses the same doctor as paul simon.
Deletehe went to the pull harder school of surgery.
I think the same butter knife was then used on Russel, he looks even worst.
DeleteGoldie is like nearly 70. God bless her for not succumbing to plastic surgery like so many starlets once they reach a certain age.
ReplyDeleteSo many similarities you two share......
ReplyDeleteJust the other day I was watching First Wives Club, and Goldie's part reminded me of you like three times.
ReplyDeleteMUST you talk with a cocktail in your hand? Your wasting the gin.
ReplyDeleteYou are Goldie..!
ReplyDelete(Though you'ld never spill your drink)
and she even sucks the spills out of the carpet!
DeleteDiversity, thy name is Mistress Maddie.
ReplyDeleteEqual opportunity all the way!
It's the United Nations of Houseboys.
ReplyDeleteIt is like a secret United Nations, but the Mistress would never spill THAT much gin!
ReplyDeleteHA, And Im guessing the nieghborhood bitches are probably jealous.
ReplyDeleteWhen the press ia around, they don't wonder what the Mistress will be wearing, more like what nationality will be on her arm.
ReplyDeleteI find it hard to believe you would waste any gin, and do believe the houseboys rumors.
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