Three, Four, Slam it Whore

Don't you all just adore my ensemble to arrive back at the Casa du Borghese???

Miss Moorecock here! Call this my welcome to summer outfit, but the shipwreck of a head piece was a bit hard to get into doorways while away, I'll admit.  Speaking of Whora Flynn Boyle, he's has arrived back to the Casa, to dry out, and, God forbid, had to return to work for a going away party for his boss. When told he would have to return to work,  I never saw the Mistress vertical run so fast....like he was running away from screaming kids and Michelle Bachman for some gin. While we haven't forgot about you, I was told to drop a line to all the lovelies! The Mistress , whom I caught up with in Rehoboth ( this really is a full time job), is expensively brown, and tore up the dance floor at Cloud Nine several nights, and by his standards- behaved. There were at least 10 guys in the beach region he didn't meet the...cough, cough... hand of. And his tee shirt which read " Yes , Were Open" in the front,  and " Sorry Were Closed" in the back was a huge hit. I will say it had people talking. He also is trying to get acclimated to a new smart phone. A LONG story.....involving gin. The poor sole can barely text or make calls, the poor thing is a slow learner on the newer technologies! The phone will ring and he just shares at it. Cute to watch him fowl the phone all up, good for some laughs. Now.... some work will be comensating here at the Casa, so the Mistress should be back momentary. Enjoy the air now before the stench of Hendricks takes over. Please excuse me, for a now must take a houseboy roll call.

Happy Memorial Day!

Happy Memorial Day to you all!

 

The Mistress is still away and will return soon, but my houseboys are all here for the opening of the pool and  summer season!!!!

 

Please enjoy yourselves! See ya in another week or so.........

I'm Gone Like the Wind

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my , my ,my ,my....there doesn't seem to be a sign of life at the Casa du Borghese.  It seems to be that time again.....for fun in the sun and time spent relaxing, and some cock-a-tails...for the first vacation is upon. I will be hitting the road in the am for a couple days visit to the ancestral home, and then join my clan of boys in my beach resort town of good ole Rehoboth Beach for 12 days of debauchery!!!!! I just lovvvvvvve me the beach! So the Casa will be deserted, except for a small group of boys to entertain y'all, just in case you stop in............

 

 

 

See how I look out for you all? Nothing but the best! They will be giving swim lessons, massages and resuscitation lessons as well, plus a nightly cock-a-tail hour, and grilled footlongs. So please do enjoy! I'll be back in or around the end of May.....unless I meet my millionaire husband!

Au revoir et salut!

xoxo

Latest Interview

With the official beginning of the summer season, and the opening of the Casa pool right around the corner, one does need a pool boy to keep things flushed and tidy. Our latest interview.....  "Now , to work around here, do you have the assets to be my Casa pool boy?"...............

 

 

Why yes, yes you do!  Your hired!

Apothecary's For Spring.......

 

 

Time to change the apothecary's for spring, this time with nest and birds. Excuse the wine bottle.

 

 

 

 

 

Grande Dame

 

Melinda Ryder’s hometown is St.Louis, but she has been Kansas City’s own for decades. Melinda began his drag career in 1975 and moved to Kansas City two years later. At that time, there was no female impersonation or drag in any of the local gay bars. Kansas City had had a history of female impersonators entertaining straight audiences, but Ryder was a pioneer in bringing the art to clubs that catered to the LGBT demographic. A few years after relocating to Kansas City, Melinda met Kirk Nelson, hairdresser, make-up artist, costume designer and “all around fabulous drag husband.” The two have been together for 28 years, both on stage and in life. If you’ve seen Melinda Ryder wear it, chances are that Nelson has lent his creativity to it. The charity and community organizations that Ryder works with include Show Me Pride, the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and No More Homeless Pets. Since 2002,   this queen has survived non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma twice and pre-leukemia once. He has undergone two stem cell transplants and is now four years out with no signs of disease. What a true and beautiful queen!

 

And take a gander at this video.Melinda Ryder talks about falling in love with Kirk and 30 years of hanging in there when the going gets tough. Such a lovely and inspiring video of the two of them. I wish them both continued good times and best wishes. Girlfriend got good taste!!!

  

Stop the Car- A&F

Stop the car, I smell an ignorant bitch! Just a while ago I was perusing my blog list and came across this post over at Bob's.  Check his snark side on things, quite funny.  The title of Ignorant Bitch is yet again....... Ambercrombie & Fitch, I know, no need to clutch our pearls, since they are always being ignorant bitches, or making young boys pose nude and "worked up" or being prejudice to some minority, or telling  The Situation he can't shop there. Now this from  Mike Jeffries, the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch..

“We go after the cool kids. We go after the attractive all-American kid with a great attitude and a lot of friends. A lot of people don’t belong [in our clothes], and they can’t belong. Are we exclusionary? Absolutely.”—Mike Jeffries

Now, apparently what he is saying is unless your thin, beautiful, a hot jock, or someone who looks like they have to eat a sandwich, you don't belong in their stores.  When is this company just going to go belly up? I have never seen a company exclude shoppers like this. Probably not a wise move in this economic climate. And you most likely remember their  catalogs right? I am shocked Mr Jeffries hasn't cut the girls out yet! And a snippet from Bob's post-

Now, A&F has had many requests by non-profit organizations to have the ‘blemished’ clothing donated to areas of need but the company refuses: "Abercrombie and Fitch doesn't want to create the image that just anybody, poor people, can wear their clothing. Only people of a certain stature are able to purchase and wear the company name."

Ignorant bitches I say! And speaking of Mr Jeffries have you seen him........

 

 

Looks like Janice Dickinson in male drag to me. And he has the balls, at least I think there still there, to say only hot, attractive people can shop their dump!?! They can all go choke on there own moose dung. And this your Ignorant Bitch for this segement.

A Queen who Doesn't Shop?

WHAT!!!  Well lets not get crazy, the above statement probably isn't true altogether, as you all have seen the clothing and un-mentionables I own, thanks in part to Anita Moorecock. I feel like we have no secrets anymore since you have seen in my drawers!  Since I work for a high end retailer and it's attached to a huge mall, I can usually get my shopping done while at work so to speak. But I rarely shop the mall, and when I do, it's after work. Otherwise I only shop a couple times a year to get what I need. See, when you play in visual display, merchandising, and put fashion shows together,  one tires of and doesn't even think of shopping. Except for jeans, which I never seem to tire. Last week's trip was fun and we got most of the new shops open.

 

The John Varvatos Shop. Love me some John Varvatos.

 

 

The cosmetics was already done, but how opulent it looked.

 

 

Louis Vuitton

 

Love how this Kate Spade case line turned out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rachel Zoe

 

 

The new Lilly Pulitzer shop. God rest her soul. This was the main job.

 

 

 

 

The only regret was I didn't get to see any of the beautiful sites or men Boston had to offer, except for Logan Airport. But at least my hotel offered lovely toiletries, even thought I travel with my own,  and room service. And the bell hop was extraordinary friendly. Now you see why I don't shop all the time? I'm always around clothes. Tootles!

 

This Sums it Up for Monday

 

After my trip last week, and the weekend, this sums it up for today! And Ms.Moorecock's antics didnt help.

A Sunday Potpourri

The Mistress is back from Boston, and you'll all be happy to know Anita Moorecock is still on the payroll here after the embrassing invasion of privacy post she thought, and apparently you all thought was a hilariously entertaining tour in my drawers! *blushing* But here are some snippets of throw aways I wanted to share.......

 

I don't believe a pair of Wranglers ever looked so good!

 

 

Self explanatory

 

Could you just imagine the DRAMA!

 

 

 

For the In towners and Out of Towners, be sure to check out New Hope all this week and next weekend for their week long Pride festivities, including Thursday's All Male Revue Night, Friday's entertaining Dance Party and Show with New Hope's Grande Dame, Miss Pumpkin, and Sunday's Tea Dance with Epiphany! Should be a good time for all! Unfortunately I'll be heading out for my first vacation of the year, but rest assure, I won't miss the strippers.......

 

 

 

 

A Social Network,,, and how true.

 

Now I have heard of hard morning wood but this is ridiculous. Perfect for a catcher, no?

Something for the Mother's

                                

                   "M" is for the million things she gave us,

                   "O" means only that she's growing old

      "T" is for the tears she shed to save us from bad,

                        "H" is for her heart of purest gold;

                        "E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,

                       "R" means right, and right she'll always be,

                                                         



Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER,"
A word that means the world to us.

                                    

Happy Mother's Day to my Mother. and all the Mother's out there! Your amazing just the way you are.

In the Mistress' Drawers & Behind Doors

 

While the Mistress was out, I thought how fun it would be to give a glimpse inside the Casa, behind closed doors and in her drawers! He is back, but thought I would post this quick. Think of it as a exclusive look into the drawers of the Mistress, like most of the world hasn't already seen his damn junk, have you been to Rehoboth? The above is in the bedroom with a  "artistic" picture of his main piece, the Lad. I had to blur a tad.

 

In the parlor, from the selection of coffee table books, he enjoys pictures in books.

 

 

Now if you know the Mistress, you will know he is a huge neat freak and fairly organized, but even this crap made me vomit. But what a great place to go shopping. Two drawers of shorts, organized by soft colors and bright colors.

 

Two drawers of denim, which I'll will admit the Mistress's looks pretty killer in. Just tight enough to show some junk, but still leave some to the imagination.

 

 

I see from this a huge accessories whore.......

 

 

Two pull outs of tee shirts, by color of course, not like a bag of Skittles.

 

 

 

The jack pot in my opinion. The underwear drawer. He must be like a old lady. Every shopping trip produces more pairs......

 

 

and by colors of course. This must be the fun drawer......

 

 Now that we have all been in his underwear..... meanwhile in the closet, there were shoes galore, but as one can see loves his Jack Purcell's....

  Upon further inspection, the rest was organized by color. Sweaters folded. The hanging goods were by sleeve length, short and long with pants in the middle, and all by color. And there were no wire hangers found.

A whole frickin drawers of swim square cuts, and a bottle of sleep ease inhalation beads, or are they his smelling salts?

The catch all of the side table.......

  A peek inside found boxes of photos, and a collection of magazines. JACKPOT!

 

Turn out just DNA'S, but still nice......

 .....and  a tin of mini cigars.......

             In the bath.... the skincare drawer. No wonder the bitch looks so damn good!

  In the kitchen frig we came upon fairly healthy drinks and wine........

 

And fruits and veggies. But good Lord, does he like cucumbers!

 

And in the bar area what a shock.....gin and ginger liqueur........

I won't reveal what I found in the clock in the bedroom though. Let's just say there was a little door that opens to hide things. Any guesses? Now, what have we learned by this tour? The Mistress is way to organized, and this is the home of a gay bachelor...... likes picture books, has an underwear fetish, is a Jack Purcell, Calvin Kline and Tom Ford whore, and like cucumbers like her men!!!!!!  I wonder if the houseboys help to organizes things? Now it was swell hosting you all part of the week. Let us hope I'm still Social Director after this glimpse.  No need to thank me for finally revealing what's in the Mistress's drawers.