Oh look!!! A big ole sliding board with fun jumping bags underneath!!!! What fun!
OMG MISTRESS! I have completely droped my coffee in complete surprise!
Well I always did say go big or go home.
Mistress, do you think it appropriate to have this on display? Couldn't you just have your junk molded and sold in adult stores like porn stars?
Your too kind, but the shaft looks nothing like mine.
but then there are those door stoppers. Don't yours have that reputation?
you and size queen in the same sentence? Im so shocked.
well I do think Monkey said it best!!!
I assumed you were probably just a lover of very big art!
To answer your question: Yes.
"You can often measure a person by the size of his dream." - Robert H. Schuller And his schlong.Jx
I firmly believe your right my friend, no pun intended.
well, it does fill the corner.
and the cracks!
the Mistress....immortalized in art forever.
yeah, that's gonna hurt.
Must mean something profound.
And it isn't much better if it had been covered in a graceful flurry of fabric or a fig leaf. The eye will go right to the place the peen should be and snicker.
Size queen I say! Weren't big johnsons in art considered barbaric or something?
oh, I should have really met Conan then.....
Well, the long and short of it is, if you want to minimize attention to the member keep the size of the flaccid penis to about the length of a man’s palm. Most guys are quite familiar with the bird-in-hand benchmark. This guy must have large hands! Make sure the left testicle descends, too.
is it wrong I'd like to have my picture taking on it?
I thought you always do with every penis.
Embrace the penis I say.....
Is this a water slide? Ought to be.
water sports lover? It would be fun at summer pool parties!
I'm going to go with "I'm a big art lover. Very big."
well I do consider myself a art and athletic supporter!
Oh, you got yourself a new fainting couch...
it's not only my imagination that's going to be stretched...
I have no words for this today.....
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!