Sunday, April 14, 2013

What Do You Think?


Am I an art lover, or just a plain old size queen? Back later, headin to a day at the beach to take in the salt air with the Lad.......
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34 comments:

  1. Anonymous4/14/2013

    I'm scared!

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  2. Miss Richfield4/14/2013

    Oh look!!! A big ole sliding board with fun jumping bags underneath!!!! What fun!

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  3. Agnes Goldberg-DeWoofs4/14/2013

    OMG MISTRESS! I have completely droped my coffee in complete surprise!

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  4. Mateo4/14/2013

    Well I always did say go big or go home.

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  5. Mistress Maddie #1 Fan4/14/2013

    Mistress, do you think it appropriate to have this on display? Couldn't you just have your junk molded and sold in adult stores like porn stars?

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    1. Mistress Maddie4/14/2013

      Your too kind, but the shaft looks nothing like mine.

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    2. Anitia Moorecock4/14/2013

      but then there are those door stoppers. Don't yours have that reputation?

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  6. Johnny Colombo4/14/2013

    you and size queen in the same sentence? Im so shocked.

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    1. Mistress Maddie4/14/2013

      well I do think Monkey said it best!!!

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  7. The Midnight Magpie4/14/2013

    I assumed you were probably just a lover of very big art!

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  8. Bob4/14/2013

    To answer your question: Yes.

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  9. Jon4/14/2013

    "You can often measure a person by the size of his dream." - Robert H. Schuller

    And his schlong.

    Jx

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    1. Mistress Maddie4/14/2013

      I firmly believe your right my friend, no pun intended.

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  10. normadesmond4/14/2013

    well, it does fill the corner.

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  11. Preston P4/14/2013

    the Mistress....immortalized in art forever.

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  12. Sunshine4/14/2013

    yeah, that's gonna hurt.

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  13. Your Aunt Acid4/14/2013

    Must mean something profound.

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  14. Pearly Gates4/14/2013

    And it isn't much better if it had been covered in a graceful flurry of fabric or a fig leaf. The eye will go right to the place the peen should be and snicker.

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  15. Tim4/14/2013

    Size queen I say! Weren't big johnsons in art considered barbaric or something?

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    1. Mistress Maddie4/14/2013

      oh, I should have really met Conan then.....

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  16. Cali-Boi4/14/2013

    Well, the long and short of it is, if you want to minimize attention to the member keep the size of the flaccid penis to about the length of a man’s palm.
    Most guys are quite familiar with the bird-in-hand benchmark. This guy must have large hands!

    Make sure the left testicle descends, too.

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    1. Cali-Boi4/14/2013

      is it wrong I'd like to have my picture taking on it?

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    2. Mistress Maddie4/14/2013

      I thought you always do with every penis.

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  17. Brodes854/14/2013

    Embrace the penis I say.....

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  18. jason4/14/2013

    Is this a water slide? Ought to be.

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    1. Mistress Maddie4/14/2013

      water sports lover? It would be fun at summer pool parties!

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  19. robertga994/14/2013

    Impressive!

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  20. Anonymous4/14/2013

    I'm going to go with "I'm a big art lover. Very big."

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    1. Mistress Maddie4/14/2013

      well I do consider myself a art and athletic supporter!

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  21. designing wally4/15/2013

    Oh, you got yourself a new fainting couch...

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  22. Anonymous4/15/2013

    it's not only my imagination that's going to be stretched...

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  23. Mahogany Empress4/15/2013

    I have no words for this today.....

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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