Am I an art lover, or just a plain old size queen? Back later, headin to a day at the beach to take in the salt air with the Lad.......
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
I'm scared!
ReplyDeleteOh look!!! A big ole sliding board with fun jumping bags underneath!!!! What fun!
ReplyDeleteOMG MISTRESS! I have completely droped my coffee in complete surprise!
ReplyDeleteWell I always did say go big or go home.
ReplyDeleteMistress, do you think it appropriate to have this on display? Couldn't you just have your junk molded and sold in adult stores like porn stars?
ReplyDeleteYour too kind, but the shaft looks nothing like mine.
Deletebut then there are those door stoppers. Don't yours have that reputation?
Deleteyou and size queen in the same sentence? Im so shocked.
ReplyDeletewell I do think Monkey said it best!!!
DeleteI assumed you were probably just a lover of very big art!
ReplyDeleteTo answer your question: Yes.
ReplyDelete"You can often measure a person by the size of his dream." - Robert H. Schuller
ReplyDeleteAnd his schlong.
Jx
I firmly believe your right my friend, no pun intended.
Deletewell, it does fill the corner.
ReplyDeleteand the cracks!
Deletethe Mistress....immortalized in art forever.
ReplyDeleteyeah, that's gonna hurt.
ReplyDeleteMust mean something profound.
ReplyDeleteAnd it isn't much better if it had been covered in a graceful flurry of fabric or a fig leaf. The eye will go right to the place the peen should be and snicker.
ReplyDeleteSize queen I say! Weren't big johnsons in art considered barbaric or something?
ReplyDeleteoh, I should have really met Conan then.....
DeleteWell, the long and short of it is, if you want to minimize attention to the member keep the size of the flaccid penis to about the length of a man’s palm.
ReplyDeleteMost guys are quite familiar with the bird-in-hand benchmark. This guy must have large hands!
Make sure the left testicle descends, too.
is it wrong I'd like to have my picture taking on it?
DeleteI thought you always do with every penis.
DeleteEmbrace the penis I say.....
ReplyDeleteIs this a water slide? Ought to be.
ReplyDeletewater sports lover? It would be fun at summer pool parties!
DeleteImpressive!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go with "I'm a big art lover. Very big."
ReplyDeletewell I do consider myself a art and athletic supporter!
DeleteOh, you got yourself a new fainting couch...
ReplyDeleteHA!
Deleteit's not only my imagination that's going to be stretched...
ReplyDeleteI have no words for this today.....
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