Contrary to popular belief, the blogospere's two Mistresses were not together on their almost over lapping absences. I was elegantly slumming, while who knows what all Mj was up to. But none the less, Mistress Mj is now back at the helms over at the Infomaniac Manor. After her infamous Domination Tour, her detainment at the border, and her pit stop for rot gut at Cut Rate Liquors, she has finally returned. But no word yet on what or where she actually went. But between my Social Director Anita Moorecock and some of my houseboys they had spotted Mj on her tour, as we try to piece some of it together.......
This was taken outside the peep shows. We have all told her about just wearing her foundations as fashion statements, and about looking through a glory hole.
In another location, she got confused by the drive thru sign at a local diner. Damn drunk.
Mj also apparently took up women's wrestling. Oh, what a surprise, her legs are in the air again.
She followed that up for lessons in interpretive dancing.
And yet more word came from houseboy 3 that Mj's pussy took a liking to a midget.
None the less, please go welcome back the Mistress Mj at her place, where I'm sure mayhem and the usual shenanigans will be taking place.
Jesus, I didn't think one could do much more outrageous things then the Mistress Borghese!
ReplyDeleteAre you sure that's not you Mistress driving in that diner? I know of your driving. Miss Magoo.
ReplyDeleteHoney, would you believe she probably drives better drunk? So no that is not the Mistress Borghese.
DeleteJust what we need, two crazy Mistresses! But it's nice to see a woman wear proper foundations.
ReplyDeleteprops on a great name!
DeleteYou know, there was a time when wearing the foundation was a art.
DeleteBy the looks of things is the Mistress Mj trying to muff dive?
ReplyDeletemj never dives.
Deleteshe has them brought to her level.
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ReplyDeletelet me make a strong one first.
Deletejesus christ i was thin then.
ReplyDeleteso was Mj.
DeleteOMFG! My gut hurts from laughing So Hard! This is Priceless!!!
ReplyDeleteBy the look of the lady wrestlers face, this Mj must have sharp teeth! Yikes
ReplyDeletewell, lets just say you wouldn't want to get onto a fight with her beaver.
DeleteMy hats off to the Mistress Mj, Im afraid of midgets.
ReplyDeleteWas your friend wearing her foyndations when she got detained, and did they find anything? And from what I can see she does a mean interpretive dance.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what they found, but I hear she did QUITE a dance to get out of detainment. Chi Chi Larue filmed it I understand.
DeleteI almost forgot what she looked like till I saw that wrestling photo....
ReplyDeleteThere isn't enough booze at "Cut Rate Liquors" for me to deal with being back with you Bitches.
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