There was an event last night at the old stuffy Country Club.....and all the girls were there. Phoebe Bixler, Matilda Pettibone, Jules Eastburn and little Edna Bambeesbrook
By the looks of things, they kept a smile, considering they all apparently had the same hairdresser, except Bunny Hampton, who was not amused, and she also missed the memo about the wearing of white gloves. Look at those pusses would you! It was a very uncomfortable feeling till the sweet tea arrived. Just the ticket. Grandmother always said sweet tea was the cure for calming frayed nerves. Just why it had to be sweet I couldn't tell you.
I have bed-head like that ALL the time and no one ever invites ME to the goddamn Country Club.
ReplyDeleteBunny's a slut.
ReplyDeletePom poms?
ReplyDeletethey probably detach when the cheering starts.
DeleteMy results aren't anywhere near as adventurous in hair, but then I haven't taken any early-in-the-morning photo's lately!
ReplyDeleteTo loosen that crowd up might take the effect of visits of your houseboys!
ReplyDeleteAnd we all know Edna is the dirty one in the group, there's even the lesbian rumors!
ReplyDeleteshe does seem to know the Home Depot like the back of her hand.
DeleteHoney, when your boy Maddie, you really must lend them your wigs. It would be an improvement.
ReplyDeleteLIttle Bunny Fru Fru
ReplyDeleteI'd put money on that Ms Bambeesbrook is pulling a wedgie.
ReplyDeleteThe perfect hairstyle - we're all looking for it, no?
ReplyDeleteI bet it was just Hair-raising, indeed, being around them.
ReplyDeleteYou sure have some kooky neighbours... Is there only one hair salon in town? Maybe Edna's a trainee and tried out what she's learned at hairdressing school this week on all the girls...
ReplyDeleteor she was a beauty school drop out.....visited by Frankie Avalon in a diner
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