I'm quite partial to the poison myself.
Oh, our poor Mistress. How will you ever muddle through? I have the houseboys get ready cocktail for your arrival home.
The rope would be most useful about right now.
Tough day? =)
Welcome back to the rat race darling!
man up; put yer balls to the wall, and do the best job you can.
Nothing like a little gun play first thing on a Monday morning. I feel ya.
Boo fucking hoo! Work like the rest of us, goddammit!
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!