Tuesday, August 3, 2021

DANCE MONKEY



I have gotten a second infatuation with the song Dance Monkey lately.... and Toni Watson. As soon as she hit the scene in late 2019 I was immediately smitten with her. I am very much attracted to females that have very unique sounding voices.....the most notable has been my late goddess Amy Winehouse.  Not since her passing had I been seduced by a voice till Toni Watson hit the scene. But Billie Ellish and Lana Del Rey come very close.  No doubt you've seen her infamous baseball caps, fun glasses, and colorful puffer and track suits, and probably have heard at least a snippet of her huge hit, Dance Monkey and heard her most unusual voice.  She give this gay boy chills. The song went on to have a billion hits on streaming site Spotify since 2019. Her group, Tones and I,  became a globe conquering group and made history many times over since it first snuck onto the airwave in 2019, where she dethroned Camila Cabello's Havanas long run on Spotify... and has since taken the highest number of hits ever on that streaming service by a female, not to mention broke the record for the longest run at the top of the ARIA singles chart for a staggering 30 weeks....globally it was even bigger. Despite only being around for only a year and a half, Toni Watson has suddenly become Australia's biggest music export. Not bad for a chubby girl, who was a runaway and lived out of her car for almost a year.

Her performance at Splendor in the Grass helped kicked her career along, and people were quickly confused and puzzled by her voice, especially when Dance Monkey went viral. People confused that her vocals were very real,  and not created by autotune. She is THE autotune. I find it very fascinating like many successes,  she is a self taught producer. At 26 she begin making her own music, while working retail and living pay check to pay check in Melbourne. Her niche was in combining piano melodies with electronic beats. Years later, she took proper singing lessons and failed her scales. She was told she simply didn't have the range. But when she suggested to her coach to play her a song on the piano...she then hit all the same notes in a different kind of voice. A very distinct voice...one that was raspy and belting. That then foreshadowed Tones winning streak.

Toni wrote Dance Monkey after she left her native Melbourne and begun busking on the streets of Byron Bay, an artsy beach town where she lived in her car for months before taking residence in a hostel. Dance Monkey became a party starter song, a feel good banger for her friends to dance to at the hostel's talent shows. Then the break came when she met some in the industry like the electronic duo Peking Duck, who have become like brothers to her and then there was Macklemore, her idol, where they met at one of her shows and was invite to his studio... then rest was history.

And I totally love that this cool chubby gal, has a great sense of humor, a salty mouth, is socially aware, and is taking on a platform of anti-bullying and a body beautiful society. Appearance aren't everything. But that VOICE!!!! For me she arrived just in time. I love that her video are so full of life, quirky and plain fun.

Monday, August 2, 2021

TODAY'S CHUCKLE

 
Im sure Mistress MJ will agree with me...the perfect place for this shite.

MOOD BOARD


Yes...who doesn't love cake?!?! I'm in a cake mood today. What's your favorite cake? Yours truly loves cakes of all sizes, shapes and flavors. Love is like a good cake. You never know when it's coming, but you'd better eat it when it does.

Have you tried cake decorating?!?!?!

Last night I even made for the first time my own strawberry shortcake. Homemade biscuits and whipped cream. DELISH!!! I have to try this out for the lumbersexual once back to the Casa.

Sunday, August 1, 2021

LAKEVIEW FARM

 

It was been a busy weekend. The new job with my friend is going very nicely. Not only am I meeting some nice new people who pop into the shop, but have reconnected with some old friends I haven't seen in years. The first thing I hear is , Is the Mistress back? While I say yes and no, they seem to be pleased. Ill probably never give up Bucks County. Yesterday was one of our first really big events since I came on board. A wedding for two Harrisburg police. There was over 170 center pieces to be made along with eucalyptus bunches with lavender that the guest could take, all the bridal bouquets and a huge swag for an arbor. And who wouldn't want to pin bootintiers on 8 handsome police officers?!?! A perk to the job?  Needless to stay, thats, a ton of flowers and plants. Once at the venue, in York County, Lakeview Farm, could it really be considered work? The place was breathtaking! And it was a relaxing day. We even had time to rest between some change that required some florals to move, and were ahead of schedule.  I think that barn weddings make for some of the prettiest and memorable weddings for me.  The place was a farm originally dating back to 1833 and remained a working farm till sometime in the 90's. It sat vacant for some years, till a lady from Colorado bought it and turned it into a wedding venue and persevered all of it's buildings with some updates. Mostly a horse farm now, and she lives on the property for certain months I understand. The bride and groom seemed most happy and pleased with the florals...both were very radiant. I love being in nature and love animals....so again, was it work?

Original din -din bell!
This was the house I could be happy in. I loved it.
Of course the highlight was seeing horses. I miss being around them like in my youth when my half brother a stable of them. 
A cute miniature horse....
And a ornery mule!
I wonder if they need a grounds keeper?