FIRE ISLAND

After leaving P-town, it was back home for three days before departing off to Fire Island. Fire Island has a completely different feel from P-town for me.  While I find I can meld myself to my surroundings, Fire Island can come across a bit more snotty then say Provincetown or Rehoboth Beach. The boys of the Pines can get very clicky, but I just ingnore those bitches, but over all,  I do find the feeling very magical there. And the trip can be whatever you make of it. For me, it has the amazing architecture of the beach homes of the Pines, and the sandy beaches to tan my fanny, then there is the quaint feeling of Cherry Grove, with it's charming little village. I love that there are no cars allowed, and the use of boardwalks everywhere looks amazing. And I can't lie, my sexual side has enjoyed the meatrack once or twice. But again, it's cool being there, knowing there are no forces against us, since it almost  95% gay. It's like how I would picture gay heaven. It's feels like a brotherhood of sorts. And a good time is had by all. But the deer and there relationship with humans is very magical, for they trust us, since they have no predators there. And the men.woof! And the dancing.

The deer always amaze me.

Here's the male one from a previous post. The female is the one a feed in the video.

Boy, the things these poor deer have seen over the years.

Our hostess Max's, dog, Comet, enthralled by the deer. 

And this is Max, our welcoming host who got us up....I meant... put us up. Yeah. And loved the outdoor shower area. Nothing like showering out of doors.

Your Mistress surveying the ocean.

MM #1 Fan getting dinner ready for the house. We all took turns doing that. And don't mind all the hootch on the counter. Ignore it.

At another house one day, I had a wee bit of a crush on this handsome man. Yet again, another Canadian... Adore a man who isn't afraid to camp it up!!!!! Jean.

Kitty Glitter and Shangela at another house party one afternoon.

Every gay man wants to try a wig at one time or another.

At the orgy one night!

Preston captured me passed out on the beach near dusk one evening. For Pete's sake I could have been raped!

I don't know who he was, but he took my breath away at the one house party. Those pecs!

Look at this poor sap, left in the walk away. Must have been a hellva a night for him.

There  is always time for a cock-a-tail!

This fabulous queen! This is class people.

One day of rain, when we were at Cherry's in the Grove and then there was this!!!!!

Talk about OZ!!!!

 It was actually quite disturbing. I thought I had too much gin and was seeing shit. And with my new infamous wide brim, I was fretting about getting air born and doing an update remake to the Flying Nun.

But then Fire Island had one of the most spectacular sunsets I'd ever seen.

And here's one of the small quaint house parties, I was talking about. Just a few like minded people to mingle with. Small and intimate people. Ahhhhh, the magic of Fire Island.

LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU....THE HAUS OF EDWARDS

They don't get cute, they get drop dead gorgeous!!!

The Haus of Edwards is doing well and may be touring to you soon! Experience an unforgettable night of dancing and death drops with Shangela, Alyssa Edwards and Laganja Estranja! Three queens in my opinion that should have went further on Drag Race, but have since been taking off with unforgettable shows. If they had danced like this on the show....my oh my!!! The other girls would have been in trouble. And these three can MOVE IT!!!  I give Alyssa a lot of credit for ignoring bad press and the past and becoming a fabulous and entertaining queen, and creating this drag troupe of hers... the drag family "the Haus of Edwards" and serves as drag mother to fellow RuPaul's Drag Race contestants Shangela Laquifa Wadley, Laganja Estranja, and the newest member Gia Gunn. If you don't get to drag shows much....take a gander at this performance from the Drag Race audience warm up this year before the finale.......

 

I'm here to tell you...it aint easy swinging hair like that and keeping it on!!!! When doing drag, I was always loving the dancing like this. But never did the death drop...high kicks were my trademark. 

Go on gurls.....werk it but don't wreck it!!!!

Drag Queen's World

Friday night found me at the Raven Resort with the Professor to meet for  some libations, and on the video screens were all the videos playing to the dance ditty playing. When Cher's new video for Woman's World came out it was filled with a cadre of everyday women, but then Cher decided to do a all drag version that came out the end of last month, and I caught it. Have you seen it?

Any drag queen worth her Louboutins gives praise daily for the one and only Cher, I know she on my cross of wood hanging.... so it’s only fitting that some of our favorite queens are appearing in a very special video for the Dark Lady’s latest hit, “Woman’s World.” The girls have been hard at work making the fantastic new video—each will embody one of Cher’s immortal incarnations—

Shangela

 

 

 Willam

 

Manila Luzon

 

 Alyssa Edwards

 

 and of course, you can't miss...

 

Chad Michaels

 

Take a gander, what a fun video. What do you think of this drag-tastic tribute?

 

And Now ........Shangela Laquifa Wadley!

I'm here to tell ya.... the Debutantess of the Deep South, Shangela Laquifa Wadley has come a long way, like a Virginia Slim, since her two seasons on Drag Race! These days, she is looking fierce and a far cry from the queen we knew. Now she is here with her song Werqin' Girl.....very fun video and better than most queens videos, and has a very catchy beat while still being Shangela- being funny........along with guest Yara Sofia and yes.......Abbey Lee!!!!!! You werk girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And all in memory of Sahara!

RuPaul's New Divas for the Next Race!

Over the weekend, the Mistress was playing around looking at drag related things on the interwebs and came across the season 3 of RuPaul's Drag Race! I must have missed the rumors that our queen RuPaul, suffered a heart attack! While the people at logo said she didn't have a heart attack, but she did fall ill during the taping, which had brough it to a halt, but has since started back up again. And what a line-up of queens they have this time. The Mistress knows of about 3/4 of them and I already have my personal favorite to win, but I'm not saying who! But there are some very creative queens this time round. And lots of clawing to the finish line!

Shangela is back again and is looking fine.


Venus D-Lite. The best Madonna impersonation diva the Mistress ever did see!


Raja Sutan Amrull. One Word. Fierce. She also happens to be Adam Lamberts make-up artist. Love this photo!



Mimi Imfurst. A New York and Philadelphia performer and one of my favorites!


India Ferrah, a pretty fierce diva and a hellva performer!


Carmen Carrera, the new version of Jessica Wild from last season and very stunning!


Stacey Matthews, representing the plus size girls.


Alexis Mateo. A diva with some flavor!


Yara Sofia is one talented bitch! Don't you just love the syringe needle dress.


Manilla Luzon,another of our sisters from New York with some extra spice!


Phoenix- a entertaining queen I've seen many a times and never disappointed.


Mariah The Mistress doesn't know anything about this gal,except she is from Atlanta.


Delta Work, another plus size diva to take on the other!