My neighbor washes his car dressed like this...
It's a good thing I like birds and they trust me. I like to catch them, and make them shit on his car.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
You could offer him a hand
ReplyDeleteOffer the mistress a hand and she takes the whole male body!
DeleteNow, why would you want the birds to shit on his .... Oh. 🤣😉😁
ReplyDeleteGurl, I’m moving to your neighborhood!
ReplyDeleteBetween this and the guy you see when you walk Sophie….
Also, he should be forbidden to dry up.
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I used to wash my car like that! I enjoyed giving the neighbors something to laugh at to brighten their day. Did you get my email? Huh? Didya?
ReplyDeleteI don't think so toots....did you send one? We must both be going nuts!🤣🤣🤣
DeleteI sent one to that yahoo address. It seems to be the only one I have. Ironically, I was sending you my correct (I think) address. Maybe we aren't meant to communicate anymore or we both must be going nuts!
DeleteOh Puhleeze, that guy knows exactly what he's doing, and doing it very well I might add.
ReplyDeleteSo what your saying is Mileson, he could give you a good spit shine?
DeleteI like your plan to keep him busy with washing the car.
ReplyDeleteand I bet your more then a helpful neighbor to handle his hose?
ReplyDeleteGet your spray nozzle ready, Maddie!
ReplyDelete…and Y not ?!
ReplyDeleteI do the same, it gives certain neighbors a rise and a great weekend morning in the summer :)
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Did you also put a leak in his hose?
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