Wednesday, June 5, 2019

TODAY'S CHUCKLE

It' no surprise that I loathed the baby beluga long before he was president.

 And as funny as this meme is, it's also quite sad. Can you believe this clown like human represents a country???? Embarrassing right? For as wealthy as he had been at one time, you'd think he at least hire a stylist for Christ sake. Or Melanie should at least be horse whipped for letting him out of the house like such. Where to begin. First off, the white vest should end at the belly button, not extend past the jacket. Of course he probably can't find the belly button on that whale like waist. Then the jacket is big on those saggy shoulders, and the arm length should end at the wrist, not cover half his wrinkled, turkey- skin like small talons. Upon further inspection, I don't even think the bow tie, by the knot, was tied, but a clip on, to fit that trunk like neck, And the pants look baggy as well. Not to mention he does look like an insufferable asshole. While not visible, I'm pretty sure it's a good guess he is wearing clown shoes. Now I'm far from rich, but I always go to my tailor to get my suit tailor fitted right to my body. I am pretty sure the servants at Buckingham Palace were even dressed better than this poor slob. But I understand he is happy, his China made action figure came out today.

The golf club and MAGA hat is sold extra.
Of course.

33 comments:

  1. even dump junior and ewwick and jared's tuxes looked ill-fitting. and the dresses on the dump womenfolk - jesus christ, you can tell no gay man dressed them! and tiffany has gotten fat like her old man.

    I would love to see the queen's ruby crown/necklace in person.

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  2. He looked like he should've been sleeping on a park bench, the robot wife was as fashionable as a Grattans catalogue model, and the riff-raff family might as well go back to the "reality TV heaven" to which they so obviously aspire... Jx

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    1. That sounds like a very right on review to me dear.

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  3. I saw this and started humming fat man in a little coat! Melanoma can't help him. Her eyes are so squinty she can't see properly. He's probably wearing cro....uh, you're right, clown shoes! Phew! This persimmon of a man gives insufferable assholes a bad name!

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  4. Didn't know any of this! But also not surprised...!

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  5. The man is President fer chrissakes,you'd think they could find something that fits.

    Like a straitjacket?

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  6. "Insufferable asshole" hahaha, well in this case, looks are "not" deceiving. I thought at first his shirt couldn't fit into his pants, that's what you get when you leave your Wal-Mart evening wear in the dryer too long.
    Ironic, one of the most respected leaders and one of the least respected leaders in a photo.

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    1. Im sure Lizzie is still shuttering as I type this Steven.

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    2. Some people overheard the Queen commenting, "what ever is that dreadful cheeseburger smell".

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  7. Mistress, your so bad, and your so good at it. He like to be the best ever. He'll go down as the worst dressed president and national embarrassment for sure.

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  8. The golf club and MAGA hat sold extra!!!!!! And the event? He probably did it on purpose to un nerve all the pomp and circumstance of the royals.

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  9. He's gone now, we can all breathe again. Why does he wear such long ties? Has anyone ever come up with a definitive answer?
    Sx

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    1. supposedly he thinks the long ties "make him look young and slender". bwhahahahahaha! FAT CHANCE!

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    2. Scarlett it's because the man has no fashion sense, etiquette sense, and common sense. He a slob, no way around it.

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  10. It’s such a disgrace that he country is represented by an entitled, whiny, ignorant dotard. Ugh.
    It’s gonna take YEARS to recover from this administration.
    XoXo

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    1. Years....Your full of good news today aren't you?

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  11. It sickens me! Have you seen the meme of this photo with Trumpo wearing a Burger King Crown and carrying a takeout bag?

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    1. I saw that photo on joe.my.god's blog.

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    2. Yes Mitchell...that his feed bag. It's the only way to get him from room to room in the White House Stables. I mean White House.

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  12. Even I, who dresses like a slob most of the time, knew that didn’t fit him well.

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  13. Our Very Majesty can barely keep a straight face. You just know she daren't look at him again lest she loses it entirely.

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    1. Im sure she had a few good stiff gins, so to blur her vision some.

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  14. Now, let's talk about the Trump women...a couple of them were dressed like strumpets! Low-cut with cleavage showing, and sleeveless???? No class! This is NOT how you dress for a Royal reception - and you CERTAINLY do NOT have a photo taken in front of a sign that clearly state "NO PHOTOGRAPHY ALLOWED." The entire family is an embarrassment to our nation.

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  15. Never mind the clothes - where the hell did these people get their teeth?
    JP

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  16. ... though I will say I did think Melania looked stunning at the banquet.
    JP

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    1. She was described in a faboo article in The Guardian thus:

      "In her custom Dior Dancing on Ice dress, Melania looked like white-tie I, Tonya..."

      Very apt.

      Jx

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    2. JP. ...I'm sure her had on something to unzip in and out of quick.

      Jon....very, indeed.

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  17. I laughed 5 minutes at that picture. Of course, you know it's a rental, you can tell by the bad fit.

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    1. No taste and too cheap to pay for a proper-fitting tux. Chances are he stiffed the place that rented it to him.

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