LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
my, those houseboyz sure are limber. they HAVE to be flexible for all the sexy highjinks around the casa!
because as we know, I get an inch in those hard to reach places!
I haven't even shown you how limber yet I am.
yoga night. better than popcorn at the movies.
You want me to bend over and touch my toes? Mistress, at my age, I'm getting heart palpitations just looking at the nude yoga.
I can touch da toesies at age 62.5; 2x/week at the gym helps with that. now if a houseboy were to sneak up from behind...
I can touch my does and do some poses, but nothing involving handstands. I already sacrificed this body to the athletic gods many years ago.
Will you be handing out prizes for tautness, Mistress?
Of course...do we ever disappoint?
Well, alright ill try it. But what is the etiquette if I get hit in the chin with a house boys junk?
Take it as a compliment?
I have quite a birds eye view right up that houseboys shorts. I like this night.
Mistress You have been displaying some pretty provocative images as of late. The panel is currently arranging an investigation to figure out how much of a lady you really are.Mark The Male Casting Couch
Spring is springing early here in afraid.
My toes aren't what I feel like touching at the moment.
The wet wipes are on the left console......
You know, I took three male nude yoga classes. Very intense and warm. I remember enjoying it, but always got erections. Never seen so many hanging penises, except for when I met you at the woods campground!
The last time I saw that much hanging meet was in Philly at a delicatessen.
How am I too hold a pose and concentrate with distractions like this?
It's yoga but not as I know it. What happened to the leotards?JP
Leotards? I say why hold things back.
Oh breathe...that's what I was forgetting.
I tried yoga once, and nude yoga once and loved it. Of course the one time I went to nude yoga, I got picked up and went back to my place for further yoga techniques.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!