Did you ever think I was coming back? The good news is both trips went well, and the Lad is safely moved to Virginia with his whole abode unpacked and styled by ours truly. It was a very busy time, lots of working and unpacking, with directions being given to all, why I supervised. We had a very nice Valentine's Day dinner last night before my return trip today. We also had a lot of "quality time" spent together.... and I was even given title of Frankfurter Queen of 2017!!! Your shocked right? I'll start receiving shortly.....before I head out again this weekend. *shakes head*..........
There's a story behind each of those frankfurters, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteProbably more like in front of each
DeleteGood grief!!!!!!! I was thinking you'd never be back! Glad to hear if all went well. And no, your new title doesn't surprise me in the least.
ReplyDeleteCutie, you are you kidding? Like that's the first time you had more than one wiener around your neck. Weclome back finally!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo many Franks, so little time.
Deleteplease, haven't you been the frankfurter queen since like 1950?
ReplyDeleteSo this is what you've been up too? Wearing fish nets and wrapped in foot longs? Welcome back doll.
ReplyDeleteYou acted surprised.
DeleteWelcome back finally! I just bet the Lad bent backward for you....what ever you wanted. I'm just amazed anything got done...except the Lad.
ReplyDeleteoh, were you gone? (wink wink)
ReplyDeletehebrew nationals are great frank-n-furters. but I bet the lad was better. and I KNOW you are a hot dog connoisseur.
I'll bet you would win First Prize in a hot dog eating contest...
ReplyDeleteAs long as Linda,Lovelace isn't present.
DeleteThat's a lot of frankfurters, Mistress! Can a queen really handle that number of courtiers?
ReplyDeleteI like that you assume id know.
DeleteThat's a lot of frankfurters, Mistress! Can a queen really handle that number of courtiers?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if being Jewish (or at least Kosher) was a requirement for the original Frankfurter Queen. Welcome back!
ReplyDeleteI think it was all how many she could fit and handle.
DeleteFrankfurter Queen? Ohhhhhhh, it must have been one of those all you can eat contest!!!
ReplyDeleteWelcome back!! :-)
ReplyDeleteI'd always assumed you were a shoe-in for Frankfurter Queen every year!
ReplyDeleteone inch at a time......
DeleteWelcome Home! May the year long sausage fest begin!
ReplyDeletefunny, you don't look jewish.
ReplyDeleteLet me guess, its my eating style of swallowing whole?
DeleteKosher, halal, she's had them all. There's no abstinence with Mistress Maddie! Jx
DeleteI'm glad you're back and you had a safe trip. I'm assuming they're Ball Park franks because they plump when you cook 'em, right?
ReplyDeleteWith my experience in the kitchen, everything plumps when I handle it.
DeleteWelcome back darling!!!!!! Nice to see you have a title again. I enjoy a Hebrew every once in a while.
ReplyDeleteA also like a side of the matzo balls too.
DeleteVery pleased your travels were safe, that you accomplished all you intended, and you enjoyed yourself. Now, pound one out and get some much needed rest for the next trip. Hugs!!!
ReplyDeleteIf I see another set of buns it will be too soon.
DeleteNever put more than one in your mouth at the same time. Of course I have never done that myself of course. Welcome back.
ReplyDeleteJP
you apparently haven't seen his walrus impression at a orgy yet.
DeleteAnd I bet you won by at least 9".
ReplyDeleteWelcome back finally!!!!!!! You have been missed.
ReplyDeleteGlad you made it back safely from that place. I go there often to visit mom but am always so glad to make it back out of there. Roanoke is not on my list of favorite places dontcha know.
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