Tuesday, January 3, 2017

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Who wore it better?

If I sued for every rear end collision I'd be rich.

I know just how she feels.

She must have something against nuts.


Ohhhhhhhh dear........
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  1. whkattk1/03/2017

    LOL. Great smiles provided this morning. Even the last one. I can usually accept the occasional error in an email, blog post, or on FB, but the cringe factor with newspapers is always much higher. This, though, made me laugh. Hugs, mistress!!!

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  2. the dogs' mother1/03/2017

    Also gets a chortle out of newspaper boo-boos. :-)

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  3. Gorilla Bananas1/03/2017

    The cock hungry woman looks very svelte. Do you think giving blowjobs keeps her trim, Mistress? She can't eat with her mouth full. :)

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    1. Mistress Maddie1/03/2017

      Well dear, I can't speak for her, but that's how I always kept my figure.

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  4. Bob1/03/2017

    Gosh people are dumb, and funny, and trainwrecks like Mimi!

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  5. Jon1/03/2017

    I've never yet sued over a rear-end collision.....

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  6. Jon1/03/2017

    I adore bizarre news headlines. British local newspapers often prove to be the best... Jx

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    1. Mistress Maddie1/03/2017

      At least that lady did fart in the custard shortage.

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  7. Debra She Who Seeks1/03/2017

    Hahahahahaha, loved 'em all!

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  8. normadesmond1/03/2017

    wouldn't the train have remained together if it was
    corseted in mariah's girdle-y spangle-thingy?
    i mean, it sure holds her together.

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    1. Mistress Maddie1/03/2017

      Mimi is pulled tighter than a turkey in that,sucker. If one day it decides to go.....look out.

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  9. anne marie in philly1/03/2017

    the train wreck looks better than has-been camel-toe mooriah!

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    1. Mistress Maddie1/03/2017

      How can you see any toe with her roll?

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  10. Agnes Goldberg-DeWoofs1/03/2017

    After that train wreak. Mariah should hang it up. How bad is it she couldn't be a true diva and just sing? She couldn't even just sing??? Diva my foot.

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  11. Marcusmidnight1/03/2017

    Yeah...new year resolutions never last. Especially when they entail cock. Like you, I'd fall off the wagon right away.

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  12. Cali-Boi1/03/2017

    You? In a rear ender? It seems your always plowing into something. Love these laughs

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  13. R.J.1/04/2017

    The last two were absolutely priceless. LOL!

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  14. Moving with Mitchell1/04/2017

    Missippi Literacy! Priceless.

    My mother always told me not to wave at men dressed as Snickers.

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  15. Fearsome Beard1/04/2017

    Now I'm all worried about those Tots that are being forced to wear Gucci.

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  16. Anonymous1/06/2017

    Leotards only look good on wrestlers. Just saying.
    JP

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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