LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Friday, January 13, 2017
THE BAR IS OPEN!!!
HAPPY HOUR🍸🍹🥂!!!!!
And I know after taking a nice long snooze in today, I'm going to enjoy this five day weekend!!!!Now on to a G&T!!!! Sit and relax......What's your poison tonight?
Ex-lax brownies are too good for noisy neighbours - our new ones upstairs seem to be practising the military goose-step all day every day; I'm thinking of popping a pair of mated mice through their letter-box... Jx
(gets her whip out) one side, move over, git outta my way or I'll cut a bitch for a large cold G&T!
ReplyDeleteJez, hard day dear?
Deletecrappy week, rather. and man, could I ever go for a long stiff hard one! got a houseboy you can spare?
DeleteSince your pouring.....make mine a double!
ReplyDeletefive day weekend?? no wonder that extra "umph" in your pouring.
ReplyDeleteI'll have a "five gin weekend" please, bartender! Jx
ReplyDeleteclink' clink'🥂
DeleteCouldn't help but noticed you have a pearl necklace on already.
ReplyDeletemy poison tonight? fig newtons.
ReplyDeleteBoy, you DO HIT the hard stuff. Promise you won't drink and drive.
DeleteOh God, I need a drink or two. I came home from my father's place and my upstairs neighbors are being loud asshats. Again.
ReplyDeleteHave you made those Ex Lax brownies to take to them yet like I suggested?
DeleteEx-lax brownies are too good for noisy neighbours - our new ones upstairs seem to be practising the military goose-step all day every day; I'm thinking of popping a pair of mated mice through their letter-box... Jx
DeleteA take a vodka over your rocks.
ReplyDeleteI meant, a vodka over the rocks!!!
caareful now, mistress might enjoy that a little too much! :)
DeleteAnd I just bet you handle the highballs with care.
ReplyDeleteHad my usual. Tanker of gin.
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