I tell you, do my friends and readers know me or what??? I tell you I have the best of friends, and love them like a rash. These first two are from my good friend Kailyne........
From the sometimes wise Lad........
From Pearl Gates.......
From the ever dirty mind of Cali-Boi.......
And from Boy Morgan.
LOL! I absolutely love the first one.
ReplyDeleteOh, these are priceless! Happy Valentines Day, Mistress.
ReplyDeletexoxoxoxoxo!!
ReplyDeleteThat first one is a scream - I just had to pin it!
ReplyDeleteBoy the Lad must really love you then!
ReplyDeleteI think he likes more just taking hits off the crack pipe.
DeleteI just bet you and your friends must have some good ribbings! These had me in stitches.
ReplyDeleteThat first one is a gem! Except dear, if you were wine, you'd be way out of production now!!!!!!! Love you, love your hair!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIts always sour grapes with you isn't it?
DeleteVD smooches, mistress!
ReplyDelete(VD = valentine's day...what did YOU think it meant?)
I like the idea of faux engagement rings in people's drinks!
ReplyDeleteLet the games begin!!
Oh .....to have a gin and watch the fun. Were a pair of evil bitches.
DeleteSo what you friends are saying is your a drunken slut with a smart mouth?
ReplyDeleteWith a good crack pipe too don't forget.
DeleteSome really good ones!
ReplyDeleteI love these! Too funny! Have a Happy Valentine's day and do something deliciously naughty for me! :)
ReplyDeleteBwhahahahahahahahah!!! Too funny!! Not only will you be with the Lad, but also with Mr.Hendricks, Jack Daniels, Jose Cervo, and Ron Barcardi!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I guessing you have a very nice crack pipe indeed to which to hit off!!!! These were great for a morning laugh!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm also a lady... a lady of the night.
ReplyDeleteVery funny entry x