The problem with heading to the 2015 Oscars Awards is that the bar is set impossibly high. How does a mere mortal offer high fashion, a couture coiffure, and swim in jewels....- on par with all that conspicuous glamour and celebrity? And on a Sunday night yet??? So the Mistress sent back her RSVP with a non-attend and will be hosting my own Oscar's party right her at the Casa du Borghese, where the houseboys got into the spirit almost immediately.......please join us one and all.....
Chef even came up with a lovely gold libation..... sure to flow all night.
And the best thing is yours truly can stay in my lovely boudoir marabou feather dressing gown which is elegant enough to entertain in and then take it to bed for slumbering in...... I even had one made for my chamber maid.
Even my Social Director Anita Moorecock got all decked out for the night
I don't know what she is doing lately, but she is looking awful plastic to me these days, or is it me???
And since our favorite film was the Grand Budapest Hotel, where we hope to retire to one day, the Mistress is giving out Mendl's cakes to everybody!!!! Now at the end of the night, if someone could do the honor to unzip me please.
Enjoy the red carpet and all the festivities!
ReplyDeleteUnless Hugh Jackman will be nude and painted gold, I'll be at the Casa with bells on.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Samantha... but I want to personally paint Hugh's body. Is it safe to ingest gold paint? HAPPY OSCARS! ;-)
ReplyDeletems. moorecock looks FABULOUS (if a bit thin). girlfriend needs to eat a cheesesteak!
ReplyDeletemeanwhile, gimme one of those golden boys and a cock-a-tail (or 3) and let your guests see why I won the "best actress" award last year!
this is the Oscar awards not the Hookie Awards!!!! We know how you won there last year.
DeleteOh Mistress you should really be awarded the best dressed!!! And Miss Moorecock doesn't look anymore stiff than the houseboys.
ReplyDeleteWill we be allowed to play with the golden statuettes'? And how many houseboys are you hiding under that fabulous gown?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't you like to know?
Deletenice to see a return to the golden taps at the Casa, but who are you calling plastic tramp? It must be that new face cream.
ReplyDeleteI've arrived.......love the new golden coat hooks Mistress.....now bring now the golden nectar!
ReplyDeleteMistress, count me in for the evening, and I'll take one of those golden cock-a-tails!! William and I saw many of the movies, but did enjoy the Grand Budapest Hotel the best, it looked so visually appealing, done very well, and everybody was so entertaining in it, so bring on the Mendl's
ReplyDeleteI though for sure you'd go to man-nap Neill Patrick, but with hunky naked gold men why would one have to leave the casa?
ReplyDeleteMistress, the only thing we need yet is Ms.Bassey singing Goldfinger.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of gold finger, would someone tell him to watch where he's pointing that thing.
DeleteWhat a stunning dressing gown...do you plan on laying eggs later?
ReplyDeleteNo, but I'm usually sitting on two!!!
DeleteYou know me... late to the party. And everyone looks so fabulous this evening!
ReplyDeleteBetter late then never, or pregnant in some cases.
DeleteI loathe a high bar! I prefer one that you can sit at and drink or one you can stand and rest your elbows on the counter and sip.
ReplyDeleteHope all had a good time and Lady Gaga killed it.
And what's under the bar can be even more entertaining!
DeleteDarling Maddie,
ReplyDeleteHow sad that an ocean separates us, otherwise we should have loved to have joined you for such a Golden Night. The houseboys really have stepped up to the mark with their golden glows, sunglasses would surely have been the order of the day with so much dazzle, glitter and bling!
Instead, we hibernated in the freezing chill of the real Budapest......without the hotel.......playing golden oldies!!
Yes indeed,a,ocean. Buy if you surly were here I would have to let you two do some of your magical artwork with one the the houseboys.
DeleteDare I say it Darling.... but you may well need to beat off the hoards of "unzippers" with one of those charming golden rods...
ReplyDeleteI sure hope the houseboys washed before bed, other Mistress your going to have a huge bed linen dry cleaning bill!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI see both you and your chamber maid are taking no chances when gazing upon the 'Oscars'. Those are some fabulous shades!
ReplyDeleteWith rods like these, best to have the most fashionable, protective eyewear I say.
DeleteI heard of a man of steel. But never seen a guys bar of gold.
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